FCS 2015 - French theme

[Mattcheese31]

Sorry do you have a better idea?

You're telling me you've got a worse idea??

Christ Poodle you really don't know me do you mate? I have so many more worse ideas, in fact I'm a bad idea, but fcuk it I'm still coming lol

[Dum-Dum]

*Walks in nonchalantly*

Hey guys, thought you'd want some input from a frenchman for your french appreciati-

*Realises its actually a shitfest of stereotyping and mockery of the French, and full of stern Englishmen dressed in ridiculous mime costumes, moustaches on their cars, Édith Piaf blaring from a gramophone somewhere and armed with all too menacing frozen baguettes*

TBF if a French club did English theme you'd all be wearing bowler hats, drinking tea, still banging on about the war, being boring and eating proper chips (not fries) which although stereotype isn't far from the truth.

[Mattcheese31]

I hope our token froggy member isn't genuinely offended, he needs to understand that the banter is strong with this club lol

[Mex Giro]

TBF if a French club did English theme you'd all be wearing bowler hats, drinking tea, still banging on about the war, being boring and eating proper chips (not fries) which although stereotype isn't far from the truth.

Never said the stereotype was false


Here's my white flag.

[Poodle]

Sorry do you have a better idea?

You're telling me you've got a worse idea??

Christ Poodle you really don't know me do you mate? I have so many more worse ideas, in fact I'm a bad idea, but fcuk it I'm still coming lol

Hahahahaha i've no doubt, i'm still in awe of your worse idea skills.

[Sian]

You should all know me by know, I just don't care hahaha!! I would do it for the lols haha!!

[Eeyore]

You should all know me by know, I just don't care hahaha!! I would do it for the lols haha!!

I have heard many members of this club say that...

[kentiiboii]

You should all know me by know, I just don't care hahaha!! I would do it for the lols haha!!

That's the weekend entertainment sorted then! :-)

[Dum-Dum]

Berks what do you want, size 8 then?

[Mattcheese31]

Ooooosssssschhhhhh, make it a size 6 Chris, like it's painted on

[Dum-Dum]

painted on you say.............

[Sian]

I wouldn't get my leg in a 6 let alone the rest of me hahahaa

[Dum-Dum]

so PM me a number then

[toseland]

so PM me a number then

little forward arent we?

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If Sian is truely going to embody the french theme, she needs to not shave her armpits for a few weeks prior..

[Dum-Dum]

so PM me a number then

little forward arent we?

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If Sian is truely going to embody the french theme, she needs to not shave her armpits for a few weeks prior..

She said she'd do it, I don't want to offend her by buying her the wrong size.

Also Dave doesn't shave anyway, hairy as a chimp apparently.

[Sian]

You have my number babe

[Dum-Dum]

Dress size woman

[Mattcheese31]

10 at a guess

[Pebbles167]

I fear this thread is in danger of derailing and turning into a open forum chat about fashion.

[Dum-Dum]

10 at a guess

That's what I thought but the gentlemanly thing to do is always go one size less so you cant offend them.

There's no way she's a 12, 12 is where cuddly starts.

[Pebbles167]

Oh, this is making me cringe.

[kentiiboii]

10 at a guess

That's what I thought but the gentlemanly thing to do is always go one size less so you cant offend them.

There's no way she's a 12, 12 is where cuddly starts.

Definitely walking a fine line [emoji15]

[Sian]

See I don't even no what siZe I am hahaha 10 is a tad to big but 8 is to small on a certain area hahahahhaa

[kentiiboii]

See I don't even no what siZe I am hahaha 10 is a tad to big but 8 is to small on a certain area hahahahhaa

8 sounds good to go then dum :-)

[Mattcheese31]

So 8 is too small on the bum 10 too big on the boobs, it's a common problem if I'd had a pound for every time blah blah, it'll have to be a 10 then and I'll fetch my tailers kit and take it in for you on the day

[Sian]

Hahahahahahah!!!

[Slam Wagon]

Im bringing croissants for breakfast.

[Piggy]

the tshirts ready yet?!

[Niall]

There is a basic t shirt in the shop. Need someone good with graphics to sort out the logo for us. Should be next few days

[Piggy]

There is a basic t shirt in the shop. Need someone good with graphics to sort out the logo for us. Should be next few days

with enough time to have them delivered?!