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So this bird I've been chatting too for the last 3months is well fit (Alicia hunter for Facebook perves) Ish got dropped round last night and I met her...
She was massive! Like big fat n flabby... Repulsive tbh
So did I a, walk off and forgot about her
Or b, signed her into camp and used her as a spunk bowser all night?
Well, I'm currently in her mates car with her, getting a lift into town so I can sort my car insurance!
I feel I'll. I had 2 bottles of cider and a bottle of wine in me though!
Hope i can get my car insurance sorted! She wont be able to fit into my buckets hahaha!
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You've been in afghan for the past few months. You blatantly used her as a cum bucket. Even if it was for 20 seconds
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She gobbled me up twice before I shot all over her so I weren't that bad! And I sorted myself out at 30 000ft before I landed!
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This thread - all kinds of wrong!!
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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Meh I would of done the same. Much easier dumping your load in a bird rather than getting it all up the bus window on the way to work and getting kicked off
Just me?
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Nah man, why do you think I'm driving to work now? Bus drivers won't stop for me anymore 
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Any hole is a goal!!!!
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Fat birds are like mopeds. Great fun to ride, but you're f*cked if you're mates find out/see you.
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(03-06-2013, 11:39 AM)MartinL Wrote: Any hole is a goal!!!!
Unless its a mongoal.
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And after a (not so) quick scout around her facebook  she is blatantly a chunky monkey. As Ollie Williams would put it.
That said, it probably beats the team showers in the desert lol
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Lmao sean .
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Coming from a fat person like me.
Id do her again! 
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(03-06-2013, 11:47 AM)Grant Wrote: Fat birds are like mopeds. Great fun to ride, but you're f*cked if you're mates find out/see you.
I had to meet her at the main gate, was walking so fast to my room with my head down lol!!!
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The more I think about it, the more positives there are to f*cking fat birds. You can climb onto her leg and slap it and just ride on in. No work required after that.
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(03-06-2013, 02:07 PM)Niall Wrote: The more I think about it, the more positives there are to f*cking fat birds. You can climb onto her leg and slap it and just ride on in. No work required after that.
One oversight. Tie a safety line first. Or leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind you
Cancel the breadcrumbs, she'd probably just eat them
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Seans back alright hahaha
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(03-06-2013, 02:09 PM)Grant Wrote: (03-06-2013, 02:07 PM)Niall Wrote: The more I think about it, the more positives there are to f*cking fat birds. You can climb onto her leg and slap it and just ride on in. No work required after that.
One oversight. Tie a safety line first. Or leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind you
Cancel the breadcrumbs, she'd probably just eat them
Oh a piece of candy, Oh a piece of candy, Oh a piece of candy, oh my god what is that smell!!
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(03-06-2013, 11:14 AM)cully Wrote: HERO!
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It could be worse she could have a tail
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(03-06-2013, 02:35 PM)Chris_90 Wrote: It could be worse she could have a tail
/Inbeforedumdum
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the smokey old bus that sounds like a tractor...
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^^^ Arseholes lol
Sean its all good in the hood. Fat birds are a better shag, they are more grateful for the attention.
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To be fair they offer more cushioning when you inevitably result in sustaining a horrific sex-related injury, such as taking a running jump to entry from a moving ceiling fan to her spread legged in the armchair.
So I'm told...
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^ FLOL.. you get rep for that sir
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(03-06-2013, 03:49 PM)Grant Wrote: To be fair they offer more cushioning when you inevitably result in sustaining a horrific sex-related injury, such as taking a running jump to entry from a moving ceiling fan to her spread legged in the armchair.
So I'm told... He's making a dramatic play for his final piece. Great technique on the spin, building up speed for an ambitious dismount...He sticks the landing! A solid 9 from the Americans to win the gold!
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^^ Lol!
My coach has been telling me my entry angle is a little off, and i don't tuck my chin in enough. There is too much of a splash when i hit home and my toes are curled rather than pointed.
But what does he know... He's only a diving coach...
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I would rather suck a fart from Nicki Minaj's fake arsehole than shag a morbidly obese bird.
I wonder why they like sucking cock so much...
Nom nom nom sausage.
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