CORSA- indicator issue

[Kimmie]

I've worked it out.

Vauxhalls have this system built in to self destruct after a certain time starting with the indicators failing. The purpose of this system is so that one owner doesn't become chronically ill from driving a Vauxhall for a long period of time.
Once it's started, the only way you can stop it is by

A) set fire to it
B) crash it into something substantially heavy
C) take it to the scrap yard
D) leave it running outside halfords for some chav to take it.

Unfortunately, this 'disease' follows you and not the car and therefore even if you go out and buy a brand new Vauxhall, within a matter of minutes you will have problems.
Only cure...buy a gti6!

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