When I first started my working life about 12-13 years ago, a couple of the guys I worked with shortened my name to step, because my names spelt with the ph, so they claimed they couldn't shorten it to Steve. Proper comedians they were! 
And no Scott, that doesnt mean you can go messing with my username again!

And no Scott, that doesnt mean you can go messing with my username again!

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