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#1
23-01-2012, 02:24 PM
Im willing to fund this!

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#2
23-01-2012, 02:31 PM
Not me but love to see it done. Big Grin
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23-01-2012, 02:37 PM
Such a good idea!
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#4
23-01-2012, 02:51 PM
Actualy may have to do this to the gf while she sleeps ninja
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23-01-2012, 02:56 PM
Chris Wrote:Actualy may have to do this to the gf while she sleeps ninja

hahahahahahaa!! lmao i suggest you keep the key... or swallow it :twisted:
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#6
23-01-2012, 02:57 PM
haha..very good!
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#7
23-01-2012, 03:29 PM
That's a brilliant plan.. Imagine the fun trying to get it off!
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#8
23-01-2012, 03:31 PM
If you do this hook the key over the hasp of the lock for extra lolz

I might do this to my little sister next time i see her
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23-01-2012, 04:38 PM
Just for Lols

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Lock is rusty as f*ck so didn't close it haha
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#10
23-01-2012, 04:47 PM
Matt - you only have one testicle... i could do a similiar thing on my lips - close it or GTFO! Wink

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#11
23-01-2012, 04:54 PM
Close it, close it, close it!
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#12
23-01-2012, 05:23 PM
i actually have a padlock almost identicle to the one in the pic under my bed that is open and i dont have the key for it, no idea where it is lmao
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23-01-2012, 05:26 PM
4WayDiablo Wrote:i actually have a padlock almost identicle to the one in the pic under my bed that is open and i dont have the key for it, no idea where it is lmao

What's that for? Chaining Sam to the ceiling?
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23-01-2012, 05:35 PM
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4WayDiablo Wrote:i actually have a padlock almost identicle to the one in the pic under my bed that is open and i dont have the key for it, no idea where it is lmao

What's that for? Chaining Sam to the ceiling?
good plan batman!
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23-01-2012, 05:36 PM
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4WayDiablo Wrote:i actually have a padlock almost identicle to the one in the pic under my bed that is open and i dont have the key for it, no idea where it is lmao

What's that for? Chaining Sam to the ceiling?

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23-01-2012, 06:11 PM
This thread, is full of win
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23-01-2012, 06:14 PM
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4WayDiablo Wrote:i actually have a padlock almost identicle to the one in the pic under my bed that is open and i dont have the key for it, no idea where it is lmao

What's that for? Chaining Sam to the ceiling?

Ceiling? Eurgh, all the syphilis puss would drip out onto you.
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#18
23-01-2012, 06:16 PM
haha
they did this to me at work, managed to wrestle the key back tho!
i could probably get a smallish padlock through my lip...
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23-01-2012, 06:16 PM
Dum-Dum Wrote:Ceiling? Eurgh, all the syphilis puss would drip out onto you.

f*ck man!! jesus! have some morals! ...oh wait, this message was from, oh yeh thats right.. nevermind. :clap:
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23-01-2012, 08:02 PM
Wait till I get home, one with it closed Wink
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23-01-2012, 08:32 PM
Badasss!
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23-01-2012, 08:41 PM
Haha, you legend Matt!
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23-01-2012, 09:33 PM
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#24
23-01-2012, 11:04 PM
Did this to my mate last year on a Friday night when he was drunk. It was Sunday when I finally gave him the key only I exchange for a afternoon on the beer. I can be a right bastard when I want to. Funny as fook. The whole pub was watching.
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#25
24-01-2012, 04:46 AM
Same as jackass really where they put a d lock round peoples heads, you can't get them over lol

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#26
24-01-2012, 07:27 AM
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4WayDiablo Wrote:What's that for? Chaining Sam to the ceiling?

No one is chaining me to the ceiling.. Get the thought out of your mind lol would be quiet fun tho haha x
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24-01-2012, 04:37 PM
smanfa Wrote:No one is chaining me to the ceiling.. Get the thought out of your mind lol would be quiet fun tho haha x

Yeah it would be quite fun! :mrgreen:

If I get these thoughts out of my mind, what's supposed to amuse me while I'm at work?
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24-01-2012, 09:31 PM
I dont understand why people would want massive holes in their ears? :S
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#29
24-01-2012, 09:36 PM
Party trick, love grosing out people with them. And as of last night, got some attention with the ladies with them. They all wanted to finger my hole ( oo er )
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24-01-2012, 09:37 PM
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