Car related wedding vows

[bashbarnard]

Do you solemnly swear to never complain when I put car parts in the washing machine or dish washer?
Do you hole heartedly understand that the car comes before you?
Will you always come running when I need a hand with something heavy or awkward and/or a tiny hand to fit where mine does not?



Found this on another website. Its six weeks before i get marries. I really need some vows and lets face it. She already knows what shes got herself into she said yes. So i figured why not get some car humor in there as well

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I promise to put you before the car at least one night a week

[Toms306]

You have to get '306oc' into your vows somewhere.

[bashbarnard]

Challenge accepted!

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Well the names of the tables are already cars. So the head table is called peugeot 306. We also have austin mini, peugeot 205 gti, landrover defender still need 3 more though.

[Toms306]

Awesome haha.

[bashbarnard]

Ill get it in the wedding speech. Easy then. Ive been bet that i cant get 306oc into my wedding speech. But i just did"

[highwayman306]

Congrats mate...and good luck

[Poodle]

This is brilliant, fair play fella! And kudos to your lovely wife for being such a good sport about it.