Post Camping Meet banter and lolz thread

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Post Camping Meet banter and lolz thread
#1
Just thought rather than clogging the pics thread we could have a post meet banter thread.

So the highlights:

- Samass and Matts ramming match at Cherwell services

- Calling Jake to find out where they were for the convoy and getting "I'm 5 miles away" then calling half an hour later and getting "Im 6 miles away"

- A field of sheep labled "Cows"

- disturbing rural tranquality everywhere

- Sunburn

- Lending my car to Ash's girlfriend so she could see how awesome the 306 is and it breaking down while she was driving it (broken battery terminal and fuel cut of switch).

- and driving the A6 with Ruan while neither of us had any working gauges, I think we both scared our passengers slightly.




Quotes of the weekend:

Phil to Mark, "Can i see your camera so I can have a look at the photos of that baby I took"
Me, "Erm dude, you probably shouldnt be taking pictures of peoples kids."
Phil, "But it looked really angry and I couldnt make it smile"


Connor, "Those kids sound like theyre being raped"
Me, "Oh god, wheres Phil"
Connor, "Wheres Samass"




My Breakdowns:
- Split battery terminal causing the car to cut out.
- My dials all suddenly stopping working then after removing some fuses and putting them back all mysteriously working again.
- My roof stopping working just as it got hot/sunny due to a hydraulic leak.



Oh and finally an apology to anyone who i may of found it hilarious to show a picture of my cock to, sorry, I was drunk and it was funny at the time.
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Can I just say.

THE JAGUAR INCIDENT.

Was absolutely incredible. I've NEVER seen anyone decelerate from the back of my car so quickly.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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Oh and I did 536.7miles using 73.78l of V-power and costing £106.81, somehow 33mpg (BIM once we were there I was getting about 15mpg)

(21-04-2013, 04:16 PM)Ruan Wrote: THE JAGUAR INCIDENT

So gutted i missed this, and the clif diving.
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#4
We all said "If Chris was here he'd be the first one to take off his clothes"

Nothing to do with the diving in, you'd just want to take your clothes off for any reason!!

And yes, the A6 incident also - "I had to change into 5th as I ran out of revs in 4th, I don't know what speed I was doing"
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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What happend with the jag then?
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Bellend in an S-Type decided it'd be a good idea to break up our convoy, but had to pull in behind me, completely cutting up Connor in the process. My right foot promptly entered the shag pile as my left foot went for the brakes and I created one of the biggest soot clouds ever. He managed to go from about 4 inches from my bumper to 100 meters back in the shortest time I've ever seen.

Was just hilarious.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#7
Good to meet some of you guys and had fun on Friday night... if not a little sore headed for Green Laneing on Saturday!

Thanks for JP, Ally and Bryn.
JP
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#8
phil used is one phone cam to take the pic of the kid lol.

and it was a very angry baby, until her mum came out with ice cream.

CJ soring so loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm still f*cked
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Sounds like an epic camping meet i've missed Sad
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Amazing doesn't cover it
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Baaaaah.. haha I can still hear the sheep's in my head! Had an awesome weekend! Thank you!! Hope poor little pippin (the scarecrow) lived! Lol. X
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(21-04-2013, 05:11 PM)declantg Wrote: Amazing doesn't cover it

QFT
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shame i missed out too, lets make fcs even better Smile
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What an epic weekend!

Big thanks to everyone for making it, it was a really good turnout. We'll have to organize another camping meet somewhere at the end of the summer.
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Haha enjoyed the cock chris

My god, most of this weekend is a blur,

Samass managed to sleep on the frankfurters he thought were in his tent haha.

Thanks for keeping me warm Ruan and Sam btw :p
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No matter what mark did the kid would always look like this

   
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(21-04-2013, 04:50 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: CJ soring so loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CJ vs walrus ?














CJ, dont smash my face in, by walrus i mean me at EuroTrip
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Mine and chris' challet for Saturday night was epic winning, better than my accommodation Friday night...
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#20
Nah CJ had nothing on a walrus, we were struggling to hold a conversation 30 feet from his tent!

Although Connor's anti-snore tactic worked a couple of times lol
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(21-04-2013, 05:40 PM)Connor Wrote: Mine and chris' challet for Saturday night was epic winning, better than my accommodation Friday night...
That it was, after freezing temps on friday night having that heated shed on saturday was incredible, TBH id of paid double as i was so cold



(21-04-2013, 05:41 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: Although Connor's anti-snore tactic worked a couple of times lol
I still need to dish out a punishment bumming for doing this to me.

Oh and guys I have to say thank you to you ALL for doing the club proud. I spoke to the manager on the way out this morning and he said we'd been well enough behaved and that he would be happy to have us back again.


You lot genuinely (for a bunch of what most people would see as chavs, hooligans, boy racers and prime ASBO candidates) have done the club proud, was great to see everyone behaving and trying to keep within the spirit of the camp sites rules and especially with those who chipped in with cleaning, cooking for other people, buying charcoal and stuff and generally sharing their sweets and booze.
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Gutted I missed this, will definitely be there for the next one!
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Definitely felt the love this camping meet.
Note to self, you will never have enough tomatoes! Definitely bringing more next time
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I'd like to echo Chris's comments.

Thanks to everyone for being decent human beings Smile
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(21-04-2013, 05:57 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Oh and guys I have to say thank you to you ALL for doing the club proud. I spoke to the manager on the way out this morning and he said we'd been well enough behaved and that he would be happy to have us back again.


You lot genuinely (for a bunch of what most people would see as chavs, hooligans, boy racers and prime ASBO candidates) have done the club proud, was great to see everyone behaving and trying to keep within the spirit of the camp sites rules and especially with those who chipped in with cleaning, cooking for other people, buying charcoal and stuff and generally sharing their sweets and booze.


I'd like to add to this, as it was my name on the booking any issues would have been bought to me. At no point was I concerned about the noise or anyone being upset by our antics. Well done guys and girls, can't wait for the next meet!
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(21-04-2013, 05:57 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Oh and guys I have to say thank you to you ALL for doing the club proud. I spoke to the manager on the way out this morning and he said we'd been well enough behaved and that he would be happy to have us back again.


You lot genuinely (for a bunch of what most people would see as chavs, hooligans, boy racers and prime ASBO candidates) have done the club proud, was great to see everyone behaving and trying to keep within the spirit of the camp sites rules and especially with those who chipped in with cleaning, cooking for other people, buying charcoal and stuff and generally sharing their sweets and booze.

Well considering Dum dum was the only staff member there and the most irresponsible, thats quite nice to hear especially seeing as i am currently having real troubles finding us a site at the moment for fcs camping seeing as we are a group of 20-30 (and a few OAPs) hooligans!
Gutted i missed this. Sounds like a great weekend but im sure there will be more!
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IM SO f*cking JEALOUS!


Reading this grinning like a right bumder! I Wants to be home!
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So even the relentless "baa" loudly at 3am in the morning was good behaviour?
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(21-04-2013, 08:02 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: So even the relentless "baa" loudly at 3am in the morning was good behaviour?

That was doing my head in! But yeah i guess so, wasn't that loud.
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It was 3am?! Wtf, where did te night go!
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