Drug Smuggling 306

[Marcus1991]

Just been on the daily fail and noticed this!

Looks like a phase 1.
Just made me laugh.

[Dum-Dum]

Thats quite alot of effort as theres a second boot floor welded under.

[bashbarnard]

In.my head im thinking why not just remove. Door card? Or put in roof lining. Or tape to the inside of the tyres?

[pioneer DJ paddy]

Wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaat thats really smart bt clearly nt smart anuff lol :-)'

[Grant]

That really looks like a white '6 that comes to ace every month. Who's car is that again.?.?.?

[RetroPug]

In.my head im thinking why not just remove. Door card? Or put in roof lining. Or tape to the inside of the tyres?

Because if it is not in a sealed container sniffer dogs will smell it from a mile away I assume, plus interiors are easy enough to pull off and check behind, few people would think of a false boot floor.

[Connor]

There a better places than that

[lolsteve]

That would explain why there's so many foreign plated cars about at the moment

[Marcus1991]

That would explain why there's so many foreign plated cars about at the moment

I've noticed that!

[bashbarnard]

In.my head im thinking why not just remove. Door card? Or put in roof lining. Or tape to the inside of the tyres?

Because if it is not in a sealed container sniffer dogs will smell it from a mile away I assume, plus interiors are easy enough to pull off and check behind, few people would think of a false boot floor.

Tyres are sealed if not they would let air out.

[Piggy]

Ive seen sills drilled, filled with drugs, then welded, filled and repainted!

[bashbarnard]

Ive seen sills drilled, filled with drugs, then welded, filled and repainted!

What the hell do you do for a.living? Drug smugler? Or policman officer

[Piggy]

Ive had to repair the damage to cars that have had customs check for such smuggling. Clever buggas

[RetroPug]

In.my head im thinking why not just remove. Door card? Or put in roof lining. Or tape to the inside of the tyres?

Because if it is not in a sealed container sniffer dogs will smell it from a mile away I assume, plus interiors are easy enough to pull off and check behind, few people would think of a false boot floor.

Tyres are sealed if not they would let air out.

Ahh I misread it the first time, I thought you meant the back, as in the inside side of the tyre facing the wheel arch.
Good idea.

There a better places than that

Up your bum?

[kentiiboii]

Tyres are a brilliant idea! Less they going to remove your tyres they're never going to get found. Bet its already been done though, bet they check the weights of the tyres.

[r3k1355]

Also you couldn't put it in the road tyres, because it'd become unbalanced and ruin a wheelbearing on the motorway.
People have done the spare tyre trick to death so thats a no go either.

[RetroPug]

Also you couldn't put it in the road tyres, because it'd become unbalanced and ruin a wheelbearing on the motorway.
People have done the spare tyre trick to death so thats a no go either.

The wheel bearing can be considered part of the cost of making large sums of money smuggling drugs.

I think most drug smugglers would happily sacrifice a cheap repair (assuming they'd bother to) to not get caught.

[cpikey316_]

Also you couldn't put it in the road tyres, because it'd become unbalanced and ruin a wheelbearing on the motorway.
People have done the spare tyre trick to death so thats a no go either.

The wheel bearing can be considered part of the cost of making large sums of money smuggling drugs.

I think most drug smugglers would happily sacrifice a cheap repair (assuming they'd bother to) to not get caught.

Or pay some dodgy geezer to balance the wheels with the drugs already inside! Would this work?

[Connor]

Also you couldn't put it in the road tyres, because it'd become unbalanced and ruin a wheelbearing on the motorway.
People have done the spare tyre trick to death so thats a no go either.

The wheel bearing can be considered part of the cost of making large sums of money smuggling drugs.

I think most drug smugglers would happily sacrifice a cheap repair (assuming they'd bother to) to not get caught.

Or pay some dodgy geezer to balance the wheels with the drugs already inside! Would this work?

Can't see why not, as long as it was evenly packed

[r3k1355]

The wheel bearing can be considered part of the cost of making large sums of money smuggling drugs.

I think most drug smugglers would happily sacrifice a cheap repair (assuming they'd bother to) to not get caught.

Yea but what I was meaning was there's a risk of the wheel bearing collapsing when you're moving the shit about, leaving you stranded on the side of the M1 attempting to explain to the Traffic police why your front wheel just flew off and over the central reservation.

Or pay some dodgy geezer to balance the wheels with the drugs already inside! Would this work?

I can't see it balancing correctly, and all staying in place to maintain balance.
Hence it ruining the bearings as it comes loose and flys around inside the tyre.

[bashbarnard]

Drive a bit slower

[Eeyore]

I love how everyone is claiming to have great ideas for this haha

[silverzx]

Lol! Brim the car with bin bags full of the stuff! One MASSIVE load and you made for life!?

Who's gonna pull you over anyway..

[Dum-Dum]

The problem is you need to pick a car thats never had drugs in it and not transport drugs in it before your smuggling mission as the car still smells to a sniffer dog even after the drugs have been removed.

I'd be getting the air tight tupperwares and putting the drugs in one, running it through the dishwasher, dry it off and stick that tupperware inside a second tupperware and back through the dishwasher then take out the lift pump and throw a load of them inside the fuel tank via the lift pump hole.

[r3k1355]

I recon the first part of the check is sticking a fibre optic camera down the fuel filler neck.

It's my lunch officer, all ten kilo's of it.
Honest.

[bashbarnard]

Its oregano honestly officer.

[Ben Jay]

Dried Parsley actually

[kentiiboii]

The problem is you need to pick a car thats never had drugs in it and not transport drugs in it before your smuggling mission as the car still smells to a sniffer dog even after the drugs have been removed.

I'd be getting the air tight tupperwares and putting the drugs in one, running it through the dishwasher, dry it off and stick that tupperware inside a second tupperware and back through the dishwasher then take out the lift pump and throw a load of them inside the fuel tank via the lift pump hole.

Straight from the forums officer him self! That's how you smuggle drugs!

[toseland]

The problem is you need to pick a car thats never had drugs in it and not transport drugs in it before your smuggling mission as the car still smells to a sniffer dog even after the drugs have been removed.

I'd be getting the air tight tupperwares and putting the drugs in one, running it through the dishwasher, dry it off and stick that tupperware inside a second tupperware and back through the dishwasher then take out the lift pump and throw a load of them inside the fuel tank via the lift pump hole.

Straight from the forums officer him self! That's how you smuggle drugs!

what should be done.

what actually happens is he shoves them up his ass, he loves it when htey perform the full cavity on him =D

[306carter]

No matter how it's hidden an x ray machine will always pick it up.