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This is a thread that's provided some entertainment on other forums, thought i'd give it a go here. As the title suggests really, if your car is looking disgusting post it up for lolz.
My efforts after doing 2000+ miles in three weeks, i wiped the plate clean last week lol:
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I dont drive enough these days.
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I tend to wash my car before it gets to that stage..
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I'll get me entry in soon....
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Mines black so can't really tell
. Does a work van count
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Mines clean now, I promise not to wash it until summer. Might vacuum the inside though, can't stand shitty interiors of my own making
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Mines a state already! It's meant to be black with white steels ill get pics later
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As it stands
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Damn, i only washed mine last night, it was minging. Sponge turned brown as soon as i touched the car with it!
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Il upload mine tomorrow one trip on the back roads has left the bianca looking horrible
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Lol Zakk, that's fairly impressive! Think i should make a trip into the countryside, mine is pure motorway filth atm, need some colour in there.
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Ah shit why did i get mine cleaned this morning. It was literally black at the back to the point where i had to wipe the lights (not the plate though. 90 through cameras FTW!
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My efforts this week, got pressure washed last weekend tho so not to much of a buildup
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does the underside count?? Coz mines a nice mix of engine oil and fuel
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I haven't cleaned mine since March.......but it was scotch-guarded before I got it so the rain cleans it lol...... Wheels are filthy though!
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I need some more country lanes! Mines all main roads. And that's 2weeks I think haha
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My rear end doesnt get so bad now that I have an exhaust, was terrible with no backbox though
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Zak that is bad mate!!!
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I can go far dirtier....
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giggidy.lol
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Thanks for the positive comments guys
No point cleaning the daily, 30 miles to work and back and it looks like I never bothered anyway
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The Lolvo is making a good effort at it - will get a photo tomorrow.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM) Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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Finally washed the estate yesterday
And 60 miles later.....
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Same for me zak.f*cking give up cleaning this time of year haha
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(13-12-2013, 10:07 PM) Jimbo Wrote: Same for me zak.f*cking give up cleaning this time of year haha
Me too.
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I haven't driven (my own car) in over a week and i'm sure my car gets cleaner every day when the frost forms on it then melts and runs off taking a little bit of the dirt.
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Any good? It lives on building sites so doesn't stay clean for 5 minutes. Cleaned number plate off now to avoid getting pulled over.