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#31
10-10-2013, 07:24 PM
I could show you things you could only ever imagine and perform sexual acts that would leave your legs shaking for days afterwards.

Unfortunately you all live a REALLY long way away so f*ck you.
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#32
10-10-2013, 07:36 PM
(10-10-2013, 07:18 PM)Stephen Wrote: I have about 30 of them in my fridge kent! haha

Coming rr day?? :-D
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#33
10-10-2013, 07:40 PM
I'm good with..

the spanners etc,
general consumer advice (helped curt with his recent phone woes)
General lettings advice and contract advice
more importantly I deal with around 500 deposit disputes so can really help here,
Make an awesome cuppa
I used to be a chef
I have other talents so just ask Smile
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#34
10-10-2013, 07:49 PM
Haha no sorry
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#35
10-10-2013, 07:50 PM
I can reach high things most cant.
I can offend you and most of your friends, neighbours and family very easily.
I will drink your coffee and eat your bacon sarnies all day
I will obliterate the porcelain on your toilet then leave without flushing.

Let me know if anyone wants my services Smile
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#36
10-10-2013, 07:52 PM
im a right misrable lady garden
i hate everyone
and its all mine

now bugger off!
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#37
10-10-2013, 08:02 PM
(10-10-2013, 07:49 PM)Stephen Wrote: Haha no sorry

Good job I get discount at iceland then :-)


(10-10-2013, 07:50 PM)Niall Wrote: I can reach high things most cant.
I can offend you and most of your friends, neighbours and family very easily.
I will drink your coffee and eat your bacon sarnies all day
I will obliterate the porcelain on your toilet then leave without flushing.

Let me know if anyone wants my services Smile

Im good at destroying my own Toilet!
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#38
10-10-2013, 08:34 PM
Erm, I am NOT offering a hook up!

but I can offer full tool kit, engine crane etc. gravel drive though Sad

although as peeps know you get full catering when you come help me!
Wishes for more power...
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#39
10-10-2013, 08:38 PM
Got a big drive, friends who will insist on getting you absolutely shit faced (Samass will vouch for this!), and an enthusiasm for procrastination.


Did you want useful things? Sorry.
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10-10-2013, 10:32 PM
(10-10-2013, 08:43 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: but I am a science teacher up to KS4 and a chemistry specialist at A level, so could offer assistance there.


   
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#41
10-10-2013, 10:35 PM
I so almost posted that lol
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#42
11-10-2013, 08:32 AM
lol I sense a new title coming on ninja
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#43
11-10-2013, 12:31 PM
(10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that lol

The kids in school keep asking, when am I going to grow a goatee and start making crystal meth....

Grrrr
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#44
11-10-2013, 12:37 PM
(11-10-2013, 12:31 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote:
(10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that lol

The kids in school keep asking, when am I going to grow a goatee and start making crystal meth....

Grrrr

so when are you going to grow a goatee and make some meth..?
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11-10-2013, 12:40 PM
(11-10-2013, 12:37 PM)adamm306 Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 12:31 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote:
(10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that lol

The kids in school keep asking, when am I going to grow a goatee and start making crystal meth....

Grrrr

so when are you going to grow a goatee and make some meth..?

Sssssh, thats my backup plan

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11-10-2013, 12:53 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2013, 12:54 PM by cully.)
C10H15N awsome numberplate Big Grin
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#47
11-10-2013, 08:04 PM
Seeing as i never said.

Ive got a degree in computer technology and I can build computers, recommend laptops and other parts. I can also make basic websites.

Im a sailing instructor so I can teach people how to sail. I have a speedboat so can take people wakeboarding if its not windy, sunny and you can pay me.

Ive got loads of 306 parts.
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#48
11-10-2013, 08:46 PM
I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..

Samass, go away
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#49
11-10-2013, 08:53 PM
(11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..

Samass, go away

Yeh but your ginger!!! So that negates any good you do in the community!! Lol

Iam Jonny b me ɑnd dum dum make man sandwiches at my house!!

I have dogs!! But if any of you young scallies are ever in my area then your more than welcome to pop in!! If I don't lιke lιke ya I'll tell you to f*ck off!!! Try your luck lol
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#50
11-10-2013, 10:24 PM
My people skills are pretty good.

F**k you all.
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#51
11-10-2013, 11:12 PM
Hi I'm Connor, I defuse road rage and general situations
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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#52
11-10-2013, 11:21 PM
I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...

Otherwise I sometimes bake cookies for meets, can get you things from a low shelf or cupboard, can bite knees of people you don't like and uh... Yeah...
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11-10-2013, 11:30 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2013, 11:30 PM by devils_fuel.)
(11-10-2013, 11:12 PM)Connor Wrote: defuse road rage

Fisty-cuffs at dawn or...
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#54
11-10-2013, 11:38 PM
(11-10-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...

Was meaning to speak to you about that actually
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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#55
11-10-2013, 11:42 PM
(11-10-2013, 11:38 PM)Connor Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...

Was meaning to speak to you about that actually

Unsure if troll or serious...
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#56
12-10-2013, 06:00 AM
(10-10-2013, 10:32 PM)Jake Wrote:
(10-10-2013, 08:43 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: but I am a science teacher up to KS4 and a chemistry specialist at A level, so could offer assistance there.

Damn.
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#57
12-10-2013, 07:00 AM
(11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..

Samass, go away

306oc free school? Rofl
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#58
12-10-2013, 09:24 AM
(12-10-2013, 07:00 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote:
(11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..

Samass, go away

306oc Preschool? Rofl

EFA!
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#59
12-10-2013, 11:24 PM
Hs anyone in Bristol got a dry space I could use for a few hours tomorrow (Sunday) to sort my front brakes out ?? Only space I have is on a busy road and it's suppose to pee down tomorrow

Pwetty please Smile
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12-10-2013, 11:49 PM
What you need doing mate?
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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