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		I got mah 306oc stickorz!!! 
One problem..... scott you fecker!
Or maybe he has no memory and cant count?
Also that stamp looks familiar!
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 Smart move on blocking your address 
 
	
	
306oc Chat Wrote: 15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam 
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I know haha saw you were online :-P
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Haha brilliant!
	
	
	
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		HAHAHAH...Scott..you got through enough kitchenroll yet???
	
	
	
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MrsMoonstone Wrote: Cats eyes get in the way of the racing line!Moonstone HDi Phase 3- Scrapped 
  ---  1.6 Phase 2 - Scrapped 
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		i got one too
	
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		hahaha! Legend! 
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MrsMoonstone Wrote: Cats eyes get in the way of the racing line!Moonstone HDi Phase 3- Scrapped 
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		Hahah hes cruising for a bruising!
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I didnt get a special message, except for my name and address
Black 306 Rallye Topaz Blue E39 530i Sport Nordic Green 406 1.9TD 
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I was with him when he wrote these (I put them in the envelopes 
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		KimmieKat Wrote: I was with him when he wrote these (I put them in the envelopes Ill have to remove your other half wheel bolts at ace and have a little giggle :-P
	
 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Thats class! I think we need to get scott back!
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I know scotts address  
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		binbag of polystyrene balls 
 open it up and they go f*cking everywhere! and dont weigh anything for postage 
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		Dum-Dum Wrote: I know scotts address  I do too 
 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Foxy-jim Wrote: What can we post...
Chlamidya test?  Tena man?  Oh wait, they've been done.....  
 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dog Shit?
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Actually IIRC durex are doing free samples online
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dum-Dum Wrote: Actually IIRC durex are doing free samples online
Yeah problem is they will turn up in unmarked packaging. 
You could just send him a empty box but have it all printed with a logo youve made up for a company called arse tickelers fagots fan club
(3 guesses where I got that from  :mrgreen: )
	
 
	
	
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		NiallHarper Wrote: You could just send him a empty box but have it all printed with a logo youve made up for a company called arse tickelers fagots fan club
The Funny answer is you got it cos its a company you own
The Truthful answer is Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (note correct punctuation of film title '& Two' not 'and 2')
	
 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dum-Dum Wrote: NiallHarper Wrote: You could just send him a empty box but have it all printed with a logo youve made up for a company called arse tickelers fagots fan club
Funny answer is correct. I post out empty boxes to embarrass people when the postman delivers them and your wife has to sign for it!
	
 
	
	
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		Could just post empty envolopes with a signed for thing on to 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I can get plenty of dog poop it's liver tonight for the dogs, could be interesting getting it in an envelope though ha ha
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		You have no choice hahaha.
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dum-Dum pm me his address