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Im a wank*r
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(13-02-2013, 08:12 PM)Scott Wrote: lol I've unbanned him, can't have him not having his fix Wink

Spoil sport!

i was actually getting attention.lol
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Change his name to bumlove as punishment
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In all seriousness guys this car is a wepon, it feels soooo much better in the twisty's than the 6, it makes the the 6 feel so heavy, trust me it was a hard choice but i feel i needed a change.

But as ozone said im going to strip this thing of EVERY thing, i wanted to do it to the 6 but always felt a guilty , with this not so much so lol

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didnt realize you where gay.

i dont beleive you. i think your pissind down peoples back and telling them its raining.

if it is true then the title is 100% bang on.

leave now whilst you still have legs to walk on
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Wish I worked for the DVLA.

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#36
Fecking hell guys i would of thought twice had i of known how much shit i was going to get lol, was expecting a little but not this much.


but i havnt sold the 6 yet so is still time to change my mind , i doubt it but still time

(13-02-2013, 08:19 PM)Andy Wrote: Wish I worked for the DVLA.

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Is this what happend to you????

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No, but maybe while I'm deleting yours I can add mine Big Grin
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The only way your gonna get on it i guess Tongue

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Peugeot hating twat.

<3 Still gonna come round and get cuppas though.
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What's it running then?
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new sig for ya mate.

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(13-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Andy Wrote: Peugeot hating twat.

<3 Still gonna come round and get cuppas though.



...still going to have the DT!!!!
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#43
I hope this is a sick joke
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Fuckin hell not only is it a spaxo!!! But it's a feckin manstain one lol

You sir have disappointed me!! I now think you should donate the charger kit to me? Be the first charged s16 I know of! That way you can still be part of awesomeness
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(13-02-2013, 08:40 PM)Jonny b Wrote: Fuckin hell not only is it a spaxo!!! But it's a feckin manstain one lol

You sir have disappointed me!! I now think you should donate the charger kit to me? Be the first charged s16 I know of! That way you can still be part of awesomeness

Subtle Jonny haha!!

And Kerry that's good. But I do hope for the life of me you're not getting rid of the XSI for a 3 cylinder Corsa B
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(13-02-2013, 08:40 PM)vlj Wrote: I hope this is a sick joke

It bloody better be. I thought you were made of better stuff. I'm not cross. I'm disappointed. Some chav will buy that '6 off you and ruin it. Feel guilty. Feel very guilty.
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(13-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Andy Wrote: Peugeot hating twat.

<3 Still gonna come round and get cuppas though.

Its basicaly a pug!!!

(13-02-2013, 08:35 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: What's it running then?

Kent somthing somthing cams ( its a propa lumpy idel)

Race land 4 2 1

head work by high flow heads??

Light weight pullies

BMC induction

power flow

Gaz GHA

gti6 brakes / master

few other bits and bobs, it pretty well spec'd for what i paid

(13-02-2013, 08:38 PM)kingy Wrote: new sig for ya mate.

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#49
I don't believe Jamie would do something like this... I think he's pulling ya legs like me n Andy with nurburgring and people actually believed us...
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I hope some of these replies are jokes, its only a f*cking car and as Jamie says its a quick fun little car. I'd have one, although given the choice would choose a 106 purely on reputation
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(13-02-2013, 08:40 PM)vlj Wrote: I hope this is a sick joke

Sorry Sad

(13-02-2013, 08:40 PM)Jonny b Wrote: Fuckin hell not only is it a spaxo!!! But it's a feckin manstain one lol

You sir have disappointed me!! I now think you should donate the charger kit to me? Be the first charged s16 I know of! That way you can still be part of awesomeness

Charged saxo Tongue

(13-02-2013, 08:42 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote:
(13-02-2013, 08:40 PM)vlj Wrote: I hope this is a sick joke

It bloody better be. I thought you were made of better stuff. I'm not cross. I'm disappointed. Some chav will buy that '6 off you and ruin it. Feel guilty. Feel very guilty.


I wouldnt sell it to a chav!

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Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.

If you wanted a change and wanted something like a Saxo then...

106GTI /thread.
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(13-02-2013, 08:45 PM)Dan! Wrote: I hope some of these replies are jokes, its only a f*cking car and as Jamie says its a quick fun little car. I'd have one, although given the choice would choose a 106 purely on reputation


This, But.............. saxo was right time,place, price

(13-02-2013, 08:44 PM)Fooby Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx5V-tvsiFk

lmao

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So you don't know what kind of power it is running?
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(13-02-2013, 08:48 PM)Andy Wrote: Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.

If you wanted a change and wanted something like a Saxo then...

106GTI /thread.

See above reply to dan lol

(13-02-2013, 08:50 PM)Pompey306mark Wrote: So you don't know what kind of power it is running?

Hasnt been RR at current spec, which id like to find out,


I hate it when people guess at power after mods but.............. id like to say around 150

And i hope thats being modest

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disappointment is a understatement.

I wouldnt care if it was quad charged pushing 800bhp.....its still a saxo.

Its like having a fit girlfriend who used to be a bloke. Might be a amazing body but she still has a adams apple and your still putting your knob in a old cut up, stretched ball sack.
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Mate its basicaly a 106 gti

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(13-02-2013, 09:00 PM)puglove Wrote: Mate its basicaly a 106 gti

Margret thatcher is a woman but you still wouldnt would you?
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(13-02-2013, 09:00 PM)Niall Wrote:
(13-02-2013, 09:00 PM)puglove Wrote: Mate its basicaly a 106 gti

Margret thatcher is a woman but you still wouldnt would you?

Err yeah. shes famous. which means you have to
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And Kerry that's good. But I do hope for the life of me you're not getting rid of the XSI for a 3 cylinder Corsa B
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No Cuppas for you..im insulted Sad
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