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I didn't think you were going to publish this! It's a true statement though...
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I dont get it?
Prostitutes are cheap compared to GTi6 ownership. For what I was paying to fuel the GTi i could of had a prostitute at least every other night (or a 5 on 1 orgy at the end of the week)
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wow, this is the most interesting thread ever.
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Thread title change to just fail?
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It would appear jay pizzle has a lot of space...
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28-11-2012, 04:45 PM
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Sorry, would you prefer it I went into detail with what would/could happen?
(28-11-2012, 04:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I dont get it?
Prostitutes are cheap compared to GTi6 ownership. For what I was paying to fuel the GTi i could of had a prostitute at least every other night (or a 5 on 1 orgy at the end of the week)
Stop it, you're giving me ideas!!
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More detail appreciated
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I'll remember this next time
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(28-11-2012, 04:45 PM)MissTait_GTI6 Wrote: Sorry, would you prefer it I went into detail with what would/could happen? 
(28-11-2012, 04:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I dont get it?
Prostitutes are cheap compared to GTi6 ownership. For what I was paying to fuel the GTi i could of had a prostitute at least every other night (or a 5 on 1 orgy at the end of the week)
Stop it, you're giving me ideas!!
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MissTait_GTi6 Wrote: (28-11-2012, 04:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: I dont get it?
Prostitutes are cheap compared to GTi6 ownership. For what I was paying to fuel the GTi i could of had a prostitute at least every other night (or a 5 on 1 orgy at the end of the week)
Stop it, you're giving me ideas!!
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Awww Bollocks I cant resist:
- I dont think pimping yourself out for fuel is a good idea
- ginge dosent have £20 a go to spend
- your worth more than £20 a go
- theres no way im paying you till youve been steralised and de gingerised, much safer to go with an aids riddled smack whore cos at least i wont catch gingerness
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There's a compliment in there somewhere...I think?
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(28-11-2012, 05:11 PM)Scott Wrote: There's a compliment in there somewhere...I think?
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(28-11-2012, 05:11 PM)Scott Wrote: There's a compliment in there somewhere...I think? 1 direct compliment and 2 indirect (think about it)
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(28-11-2012, 05:07 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: - theres no way im paying you till youve been steralised and de gingerised, much safer to go with an aids riddled smack whore cos at least i wont catch gingerness
She is sterile after sleeping with ginge. Ive heard ginger sperm destroys the womb!
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 (28-11-2012, 05:18 PM)Niall Wrote: (28-11-2012, 05:07 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: - theres no way im paying you till youve been steralised and de gingerised, much safer to go with an aids riddled smack whore cos at least i wont catch gingerness
She is sterile after sleeping with ginge. Ive heard ginger sperm destroys the womb!
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(28-11-2012, 04:19 PM)samass Wrote: wow, this is the most interesting thread ever.
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