Who nicked my dust caps?

[Matt-Rallye]

Right, lets all play nice here first of all.

I'm not sure why you take offense so easily James, but people really are just trying to get you in on the banter. Its only a sticker and its only a car, and its only people trying to have fun with you, it isn't malicious. You've probably noticed I don't talk to you much at shows and I'll tell you the truth, its because I offend people very easily and you seem very easily offended.

Just relax man. Hell, I'm Catholic and I make jokes about arse raping Grant at shows, its only a sin if I actually arse ra*e him.*






* I may have accidentally arse raped him

This is the best quote ever

Someone stole my camping chair. was not amused but it was a tenner. if someone had asked me nicely i would of given them the damn chair

I made a point not to f*ck with anyones car at this show. Seriously cannot believe someone loosened matts wheel bolts :/ thats just outrageous. And some childish lady garden pissing on ruans door handles is just vile.

Piggy i think half the reason people wind you up is because they know you bite. I hope you find out who nicked your valve caps but i really really doubt it was anyone from OC.