Bicester Meet 22nd February?

[Matt-Rallye]

He would try and have sexy time with you; afterall, you have a willy

No, pulse and tits are the criteria, willys are optional.

Ladyboys ftw?

Nah f*ck him, he wouldn't understand anyway, would probably think you were asking him out.

He would try and have sexy time with you; afterall, you have a willy

Glad he had that massive ice cream to distract him from me if hes that way inclined! im only small

So am I


(self troll)

Brightened up my miserable morning at work no end