Smartphones?

[Niall]

...but why?

Call me old, but I don't get all this phone willy waving nonsense. Getting my S3 6 months back was the best thing I ever did, it does everything I need it to. f*ck knows why anyone would need a brand new quad core billion mhz multi tasking state of the art suck your testicles phone, if it's something so intensive, use a f*cking computer?

I love you.

Always speak the truth!

I love you despite you only being single core, backlit LCD and WAP in the head. You don't even have Bluetooth, bless you

but i can change for you. Ive just ordered a camera attachment. VGA quality as well!