17-01-2013, 11:34 PM
My neighbour just banged on my door and shouted "Can I use your phone? There's been an accident along the road and a Man Utd fan has been run over and he's bleeding to death"
I asked "What's the matter with your own phone "?
He said " the camera is shit on mine"!
I asked "What's the matter with your own phone "?
He said " the camera is shit on mine"!