Toms306s "Bit Of A 'State"

[Toms306]

Tom.....if you type' HDi only does 50mpg' once more I'm going to drive to your neck of the woods and set you on fire!!

Just town driving alone with stage 1 and a lot if hooning I still got 43-45. So I don't see how if he's being carefully and motorway miles he's only getting 50mpg

Wait, I have to be careful in something this slow to get decent mpg?? I don't quite drive how the forum seems to think I do lol. Maybe the mpg will get better with a remap like it did on the Golf though.....

Tom.....if you type' HDi only does 50mpg' once more I'm going to drive to your neck of the woods and set you on fire!!

Just town driving alone with stage 1 and a lot if hooning I still got 43-45. So I don't see how if he's being carefully and motorway miles he's only getting 50mpg

Because it's not a Golf, blates

Clearly this. I honestly cant see how pug get such poor mpg from something with so little power though, people told me I couldnt have power and mpg (which clearly I did on the golf but obviously it didnt take too well to the power lol), they say its always one or the other....yet with the HDi its neither!?

I can just imagin tom showing his mum around the hdi. Shutting the door and saying "see look... Sounds just like a golf!"

followed by....

'but not quite as good on fuel'......

to which Tom's mum rolls her eyes and shakes her head lol

My mum doesn't care. Its too old for her. According to her I shouldnt get anything 'older' than 5 years because theyre all shit lol.

But she has a point.....her petrol swift has more power, quicker 0-60 AND more mpg than the HDi lol.

Not an actual toffee hammer, the small hammers with the flat head, can't remember what they're called because I don't wear brown t-shirts and play bingo.

Oh I see, you mean peen/pein hammer! I thought you meant actual toffee hammer as well! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball-peen_hammer

Anyway, I'm not touching the nipples. . Minds made up on that.

That's the first time you've ever been able to say that I guess...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffee_hammer

Exactly

Hdi only does 50mpg anyway lol. But what I meant is I 'could' be in a position by then not to worry about fuel costs, but we'll see. And I'm surprised I'm not in the 'funny house' already.

Planning on winning the lottery are we Tom? :p

Lol, just have to keep kidding myself I wont have to 'put up with' diesels forever due to those being all I can afford to fuel. Nothings fun when youre forced into it due to lack of funds, I'm sure everyone would agree. But youre right, as long as Im living in the arse end of nowhere I'll be stuck in a DERV.