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What if Jay Z was a bird?
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08-02-2012, 05:53 PM
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#2
08-02-2012, 05:57 PM
shes another annoying fucker who has a shit voice Undecided
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08-02-2012, 07:07 PM
Quite fit though!
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08-02-2012, 07:08 PM
She would totally get it in the pooper :romance-inlove:
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#5
08-02-2012, 07:15 PM
Dan! Wrote:She would totally get it in the pooper :romance-inlove:


Eeeeeeewwwwwwww!
But totally agree
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08-02-2012, 07:17 PM
Even though Ive just proved its just Jay Z in a dress?
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#7
08-02-2012, 07:29 PM
Shes cool, she aint fit though

Jay-Z on the other hand :romance-inlove:
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08-02-2012, 07:44 PM
Dan! Wrote:She would totally get it in the pooper :romance-inlove:

You romantic guy you!
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08-02-2012, 07:54 PM
She's so annoying! Her voice.....eurgh!
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08-02-2012, 07:58 PM
This ^^

Dan, Matt... :naughty:
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08-02-2012, 08:23 PM
Eww people think she is fit? Wtf
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08-02-2012, 08:24 PM
Think everyone has missed the point in this thread entirely!
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08-02-2012, 08:32 PM
She isnt that bad!
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#14
08-02-2012, 08:59 PM
Slowed down she dont sound like Jay Z she just sounds like shes mentally disabled.


Her music anoys me but she has a nice set of tits.

I think shed make a much better comedian than a singer cos shes hilarious when shes being interviewed especially when she does her 'london accent' proper FLOL
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#15
08-02-2012, 09:07 PM
You cannot honestly tell me that doesnt sound like Jay Z!
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08-02-2012, 10:03 PM
Link to the London accent!
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09-02-2012, 02:01 AM
I hate her, if her song comes up in phils car we literally race to turn it over! Shes annoying! And yes she sounds like a spastic on this I agree with dum dum lol x
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#18
09-02-2012, 10:49 PM
Defiantly Jay-z in drag. Horrible voice, horrible face.
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09-02-2012, 11:39 PM
She looks like she has been egg'd in the eyes.
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10-02-2012, 01:53 AM
stevobeavo Wrote:Defiantly Jay-z in drag. Horrible voice, horrible face.

Thank god someone else hears it! Lol
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10-02-2012, 07:25 AM
I hear it but would still destroy her!
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10-02-2012, 03:57 PM
Foxy-jim Wrote:I hear it but would still destroy her!

Like literally? With a baseball bat? In that case, so would I
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10-02-2012, 04:06 PM
No with my c**k!
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#24
10-02-2012, 04:08 PM
Then you sir, are a gay
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#25
10-02-2012, 05:10 PM
vajayjay is vajayjay!
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10-02-2012, 05:28 PM
Foxy-jim Wrote:vajayjay is vajayjay!

Oh yeah, forgot youre from bridgwater lol
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10-02-2012, 05:30 PM
Im not from bridgwater!

North Petherton actually!
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10-02-2012, 05:33 PM
6 of one, half a dozen of the other...
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#29
10-02-2012, 05:35 PM
Oi...we have nothing to do with them!
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10-02-2012, 05:36 PM
No you just have all their skanky off cuts lol
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