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Lmao. What a strange place to be
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This is what it'd look like if a 306 gave birth to a Rowell.... 
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tom man hurry up and get it recycled into a tin of beans will ya.
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It looks like one of them inflatable things with the floppy arms has become trapped in your vectra tom
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(08-04-2013, 06:50 PM)procta Wrote: tom man hurry up and get it recycled into a tin of beans will ya.
It'll be gone by the end of the week...if it hasn't rusted away by then. 
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f*ck me he ain't a big lad is he.
Would of been funny as f*ck if he'd got stuck and had to get cut out by the fire brigade.
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(08-04-2013, 06:55 PM)Niall Wrote: It looks like one of them inflatable things with the floppy arms has become trapped in your vectra tom
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you two have too much spare time
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(08-04-2013, 06:55 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: f*ck me he ain't a big lad is he.
Would of been funny as f*ck if he'd got stuck and had to get cut out by the fire brigade.
I did think this at the time. Luckily I carry plenty of lube.
Castrol grease I mean.....dirty mind.....
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(08-04-2013, 06:59 PM)Toms306 Wrote: (08-04-2013, 06:55 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: f*ck me he ain't a big lad is he.
Would of been funny as f*ck if he'd got stuck and had to get cut out by the fire brigade.
I did think this at the time. Luckily I carry plenty of lube.
that explains the smile on his face then, been lubing sam up.
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can just imagine the scenario
tom: Hey sam, why dont you try and squeeze through this tight hole for....errr a really funny photo for the forum
Sam: Yeah that sounds good *squeezes into hole* Ok tom, take the photo...tom?.....tom?
few minutes pass....
Sam: Tom why are you bollock naked and covered in a whole tin of Castrol grease?.....Tom what are you doing?!? NO TOM! NO!!!!!
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How the f*ck did you fit through that hole?!!!!
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(08-04-2013, 07:09 PM)Niall Wrote: can just imagine the scenario
tom: Hey sam, why dont you try and squeeze through this tight hole for....errr a really funny photo for the forum
Sam: Yeah that sounds good *squeezes into hole* Ok tom, take the photo...tom?.....tom?
few minutes pass....
Sam: Tom why are you bollock naked and covered in a whole tin of Castrol grease?.....Tom what are you doing?!? NO TOM! NO!!!!!
nail looks like sam enjoyed it, looks like it was the after the event snap, as sam looks happy.
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Genuinely thought Sam was shopped into that photo before looking closer!
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(08-04-2013, 07:09 PM)Niall Wrote: can just imagine the scenario
tom: Hey sam, why dont you try and squeeze through this tight hole for....errr a really funny photo for the forum
Sam: Yeah that sounds good *squeezes into hole* Ok tom, take the photo...tom?.....tom?
few minutes pass....
Sam: Tom why are you bollock naked and covered in a whole tin of Castrol grease?.....Tom what are you doing?!? NO TOM! NO!!!!!
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Niall thats quite detailed....it sounds to me like you've already been there!? Bad memories from 'helping' Samass I'm guessing? 
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Yes! haha didnt realise you had got round to posting it! I saw the hole and I reckon i could get in it. Then after successfully getting in the hole i left the nightclub and went to bed.
Then i went round toms and reckoned i could get through it. The fire brigade definitely went through my head but I actually got in the hole surprisingly easy with no assistance from Tom! The whole thing lasted a few minutes but once I came out we were both very happy!
On a more serious note... yes it was interesting that i could get through it!
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(08-04-2013, 07:09 PM)Niall Wrote: can just imagine the scenario
tom: Hey sam, why dont you try and squeeze through this tight hole for....errr a really funny photo for the forum
Sam: Yeah that sounds good *squeezes into hole* Ok tom, take the photo...tom?.....tom?
few minutes pass....
Sam: Tom why are you bollock naked and covered in a whole tin of Castrol grease?.....Tom what are you doing?!? NO TOM! NO!!!!!
A-Mazing FPMSL repped
(09-04-2013, 03:34 PM)SRowell Wrote: Yes! haha didnt realise you had got round to posting it! I saw the hole and I reckon i could get in it. Then after successfully getting in the hole i left the nightclub and went to bed.
Then i went round toms and reckoned i could get through it. The fire brigade definitely went through my head but I actually got in the hole surprisingly easy with no assistance from Tom! The whole thing lasted a few minutes but once I came out we were both very happy!
LOLz also repped.
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Heres another place you wouldnt expect to get through! Older members will have seen it but here it is anyway!
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Haha, that was a while ago!
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(08-04-2013, 07:09 PM)Niall Wrote: can just imagine the scenario
tom: Hey sam, why dont you try and squeeze through this tight hole for....errr a really funny photo for the forum
Sam: Yeah that sounds good *squeezes into hole* Ok tom, take the photo...tom?.....tom?
few minutes pass....
Sam: Tom why are you bollock naked and covered in a whole tin of Castrol grease?.....Tom what are you doing?!? NO TOM! NO!!!!!
Literally crying at that hahahahha
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Genuinely thought Rowell was photo shopped in tbh....
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Skinny motherfucker
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Wish I could fit in engine bay never mind that hole!
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Flol at Niall, that's amazing! 
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Its not a shop! Its fo real!
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Indeed, he really was in there lol....
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