306 Derv runaround

[spike2002]

Looks loads better now she has had a wash. You can do mine next time you pop around to polish my epically small knob :p

[ash240970]

In all fairness to spike its not the size of your knob its how you wrap your hand round it before the backward and forward movements.

Oh and I do believe spike offered to sort your battery out but you insisted on having a 'jump' before leaving

[MissH]

Looks loads better now she has had a wash. You can do mine next time you pop around to polish my epically small knob :p

I'd polish your knob anytime lol

No he purposefully didn't sort my battery so he got chance to, not my fault at all

[spike2002]

I offerd to swap it for you but you was more interested in checking the wall paper in my bedroom :p hahaha

[MissH]

Maybe you should wash your walls a little more often

[samass]

*balls

[spike2002]

*balls

Flol

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Maybe you should wash your walls a little more often

Its not the walls that need washing its the sheets rofl :p

[ash240970]

Did you blow the cobwebs away first spike :p :p

[puglove]

Is this a project thread or an online dating thread??? get a room you two!



Gay bants only please lol

[ash240970]

Aww Puglove is feeling left out: no gay banter lol

[spike2002]

Its ok puglove I have a double bed if you ever need any parts

[MissH]

Sure more can be welcome. Think he prefers the lady bout as opposed to your average gays though :p

[puglove]

Its ok puglove I have a double bed if you ever need any parts

HHHmmm maybe we could use your spoiler? is your gran going to be in to cook a meal?

[spike2002]

Lmao I knew it was you :p

[puglove]

How??????

[spike2002]

It was one of two people and I pm,d the one that doesn't have a gti6 saying trolll and they didnt have a clue was waiting for the moment :p

[puglove]

HaHaHa ..........................DAM YOU!!!!!!!! lol i thought i was going to have some fun

[spike2002]

HaHaHa ..........................DAM YOU!!!!!!!! lol i thought i was going to have some fun

So did I but now you know I know lol :p

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Did you like the reply lol I pmsl when I read the eBay message lol

[puglove]

It did make me chuckle i must admit, but i really couldnt think of anything clever to reply with lol. my fail

[spike2002]

Lol was a good troll mate I was awaiting the reply

[ash240970]

Ha ha, well done spike, you got him

[spike2002]

I was going to put a thread up with the detective work I had to do to catch puglove but was waiting for my own troll instead

[MissH]

Now has alloys fitted, 45 profile tyres as its the set I had for my 106 handles ok and better than what I had on! White atm more than likely get them sprayed silver when I can be bothered. Might even get some better pics in daylight too.

[samass]

ah yes! looks good, ove white on silve!

[ozonehostile]

leave them white, silver is boring

[spike2002]

As I said leave them white looks smart needs lows and remap now

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Samass its manstain you should know :p

[MissH]

They are growing on me tbh. Prob won't when they are filthy.

Debating lowering we'll see. A lot faster with small wheels although might be something to do with them not being in the boot anymore too.

[spike2002]

How long untill your boot is full agen

[samass]

Ed, when you get to my age it doesn't take much to get my member excited lol

It's true, only one little blue pill eh?

[Scott]

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