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As the thread title states what do you call your car?
Mine varies from day to day sometimes it is known as "Smurple" as it's blue on the logbook even though it is blatantly purple so Smurple = Purple smurf!
Mostly it is simply known as "Shitler" though...It's German and it's shit, simple as that 
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My mum named mine Peggy Peugeot, but it needs a much less tame name! I'm open to suggestions?
My Dad names all his cars, he's just running out of names beginning with F!
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I'm not great with car names...
Fiat Uno in snot green I owned: Greenie or Bogie
Ford Fiesta: Goldie Looking Chain as it rattled like f*ck and was gold
Land Rover 88, 109 and 110 HCPU: Named 1, 2 and 3 respectively although the 110 HCPU was later renamed Smokey as it used to set fire to itself.
Rover 416: The Nail (self explanatory FTW)
Rover 218 SLD: Wobble as it used to vibrate like f*ck at anything over 40, disappeared at 80 though!
Ford Escort: Houdini as it used to make a break for freedom (Handbrake was f*cked and it used to roll down the hill)
Ford Mondeo: Purple People Eater...It was purple, and an estate therefore it swallowed people!
Peugeot 306 (Sig picture): Frenchie
Land Rover Discovery: Aife, the name of a warrior princess. Even though it was a manly truck.
That's most of my cars...Kinda feel a bit weird about the fact I have owned 14+ cars...I've only been driving 5 years in February next year
What about Buttplug...as it's easy enough to stuff a Pug up someone's arse end with the brakes
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Only 14 cars in 5 years? You're not trying hard enough. 
Funny enough I don't tend to talk to my cars so they don't need names. 'car' or 'the'state' is what its usually refered to as.
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One of my cars, my Metro/Rover 100 (Why couldn't they stick with Metro?) was aptly named The Twatmobile...Mainly because it ferried a bunch of twats about was fun though being able to shout "To the Twatmobile!"
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I don't really have a name for mine, but whenever i refer to it, its always "The Dee"......open to names tbh
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Mines called Craig. Dont know why!
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(30-11-2012, 08:48 AM)ChezHdi Wrote: I don't really have a name for mine, but whenever i refer to it, its always "The Dee"......open to names tbh
Fair enough!
(30-11-2012, 08:51 AM)Niall Wrote: Mines called Craig. Dont know why!
Is it because you have an affection for ginger people Niall Clicky...
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(30-11-2012, 08:51 AM)Niall Wrote: Mines called Craig. Dont know why!
Cuz you're car gay.
My old xsi was Irene, because, "fuckin IRENE!", and the new xsi is Cecilia. Because I know she'll test my patience daily.
The NAD, is just the NAD, or RaceNAD.
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i call mine "The Car" . . . . . .fcuk knows why . . . . .
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My first was called the chalkboard as it was painted entirely in chalkboard paint
My 3rd was called REX as the plate was X400REX
My current one I've not named but plenty of people call it smokey... As well... It smokes like a train
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(30-11-2012, 09:15 AM)samass Wrote: Cuz you're car gay.
My old xsi was Irene, because, "fuckin IRENE!", and the new xsi is Cecilia. Because I know she'll test my patience daily.
The NAD, is just the NAD, or RaceNAD.
Because you cum on Irene perhaps
*FACEPALM* You said Irene not Eileen
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The vans called "the van" and the 406 is called Kirk due to the KRK plate, tend not to name my cars though!
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Mines called "the dark side" as never wanted a diesel or a black car n now iv been switched  lol
Iv named all my cars,
My Impreza was called "scooby" had 2 b done lol
My last 306 was called "Yvonne" after my ex as it really pissed my off! Lol
My Mk1 golf was called "Miss Piggy" as the end of the plate was PGY
My Audi A3 was called "Mary Jane" as she was bright green
My Rover 214 convertable was called "Ebony" because of the colour again
N finally my Mk3 golf I never named as an uninsured driver wrote it off 2 weeks after I started driving! Did get a brand new Corsa 4 half a year which made it better but was an absulutly shite car! Lol
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Trisha diablo306
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Maggie mgzr
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Nina cherry 306
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My old Nissan Micra - Piece of shit
The newer Micra - Piece of shit
My DT - French Piece of shit
My GTi6 - Petrol wanky piece of shit...
Noticing a trend?
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(30-11-2012, 09:15 AM)samass Wrote: The NAD, is just the NAD, or RaceNAD. Nope, the nad is called Murgatroyd, or the wiggle-nad.
(30-11-2012, 09:23 AM)4WayDiablo Wrote: My current one I've not named but plenty of people call it smokey... As well... It smokes like a train
Nope its called ASBO Roy
My Diablo was Victor, he was bent for me.
The new one is called Eeeeby
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Lmao 2 Ruan! That's some well thought out names!
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Mines called.......
Fuckin Twat
i call it this on a far too regular basis
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(30-11-2012, 10:45 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: (30-11-2012, 09:15 AM)samass Wrote: The NAD, is just the NAD, or RaceNAD. Nope, the nad is called Murgatroyd, or the wiggle-nad.
actually, it does get called the wiggle wagon. or mini me. (tripod yo!)
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(30-11-2012, 07:50 AM)InkedMuttley Wrote: Mostly it is simply known as "Shitler" though...It's German and it's shit, simple as that This is the same as a dirty Sanchez??
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Mines called boostie and dannys is called roxy 
I always name random things! Like the birds danny runs over :/
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rover is called the pain in the arse, or red piece of 20 year old shit.
the HDI i dont call it anything a part from pain in the arse ( which is rarely)
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(30-11-2012, 08:17 AM)Kimmie Wrote: My mum named mine Peggy Peugeot, but it needs a much less tame name! I'm open to suggestions?
My Dad names all his cars, he's just running out of names beginning with F!
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Current Celica is 'NCOP' because of the plate pronounced 'encop'
Last 306 was 'WOKH' pronounced 'wokker'
306 before that 'PKWA' pronounced 'peekewer'
also had 'RPNP' (arrpinup)
MVWA 'emm-vewer'
NMGJ 'enn-mej'
RKJK 'arrker-jerker'
and the rest
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Never really named my cars.
My hdi was my babe!
My corsa is the polished turd. Everyone said you cannot polish a turd... So I proved them wrong but still just looked like a turd that's been polished.
New dturbo is called tubby or sarah! Due to number plate being sra.
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Mine called Purdy!
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Vage - number plate is VGE
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