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		that is, A-MAZING! 
 
reminds me of those crazy jap ones, i saw one were this guy was set up in a changing room, and the mirror was a two way mirror, with a chick like the one from the ring, then she eventually jumped through the wall and started running towards him. f*cking funny stuff
	 
	
	
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		Love how she just looks away the first time as if she hasn't seen her! This is class
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (27-11-2012, 10:00 PM)vlj Wrote:  Love how she just looks away the first time as if she hasn't seen her! 
tbf, thats exactly what i'd do...
 
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		I would die if that happened to me. It would literally give me a heart attack, I'd be terrified! And doing the same as Sam.....
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		yeah, not gunna lie, I'm a massive pussy with shit like that...
	 
	
	
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		Same. I refuse to watch scary films because I know I'll regret it and be shit scared for ages after. I admit, I am a wimp!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Can't see it, but is it the lift with the ghost?  
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		i'll still watch horror films, but i'll shit myself, and enjoy scaring myself (no matter how i word that, it still sounds weird). spiritual/supernatural horrors freak me out the most tho. cant watch them. things like exorcist, the omen, shit like that. nooo thank you.
	 
	
	
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		Watched the paranormal activities back to back. Safe to say I didn't sleep that night. I have an overactive imagination. To the point I create situations in my head and my imagination is too strong and it makes me think it's actually happening. It's not good. I once made myself believe I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse purely because I heard a metallic scrapping. Immediately imagination kicks in and decides its a zombie dragging a shovel. So that's me f*cked for the night haha
	 
	
	
 
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tbf, if i hear a noise and i dont know what it is, i cant sleep until i either find out what it is, or convince myself its not demon clowns coming to possess my soul   
	 
	
	
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		I once woke up at about 3 am and heard what sounded like someone digging, and straight away was wide awake wondering wtf was going on. I thought someone was being buried in my neighbour's garden! Turns out one of my neighbours just had a poor habit of gardening at odd times!!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		poor habit of gardening at odd times? at f*cking 3 am?? 
 
he probably was burying a body... thats the only reason id be digging at 3 am...
	 
	
	
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		 (27-11-2012, 10:30 PM)Matt Wrote:  I once made myself believe I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse purely because I heard a metallic scrapping. Immediately imagination kicks in and decides its a zombie dragging a shovel. So that's me f*cked for the night haha 
 
I've been looking after everything alone for the last month as everyone was on holiday... which means I'm looking after 2 houses on the same property... this involves letting some dogs out every night around 11. We have a bit of land. There's no lights here so it's pitch black. Lets just say the above is what my mind does when there's a noise in a hedge... Or the stones make a sound... All I can say is thank god for my 2 large dogs and my samurai sword (with the cover on it's more of a large metal stick)   
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	 
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