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After a few drinks in Reading the other week, people were coming out with some fooking EPIC quotes. Problem is, I can't remember any of them lol

But I thought it would be good to stick them in here, a "wall of fame" of sorts Big Grin
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14-02-2013, 08:42 PM
As a lorry drives into the service station full with scrap cars

niall Wrote:How many of those are dum dums?

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14-02-2013, 08:43 PM
"what theres a fight? Lets have it!" *sheds jacket*
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14-02-2013, 08:46 PM
No quotes I remember either, well apart from saying "why not" alot.

I have a vague recollection of Ginge trying to act scary and hard and struggling not to laugh at him.

And I know in the morning I had to pay the cleaners a sizable tip as I'd covered most of the bathroom in the hotel in puke.
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14-02-2013, 08:49 PM (This post was last modified: 14-02-2013, 08:50 PM by Jonny81191.)
TBH Niall and Grant pusing me round ASDA in the trolley with me acting like Andy off Little Britain was pretty epic.

Until Niall pushed me round the corner into the sock aisle with me acting like dumdum or something, then coming face to face with a disabled girl. Awkward doesn't even come close lol

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14-02-2013, 08:55 PM
Crimbo reading but still worth a shout....

Arab bouncer trying to kick us out of spoons

"Oc member" defiantly was Ben jay ....."rough translation....9/11 hahahah"
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14-02-2013, 09:03 PM
(14-02-2013, 08:49 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: TBH Niall and Grant pusing me round ASDA in the trolley with me acting like Andy off Little Britain was pretty epic.

Until Niall pushed me round the corner into the sock aisle with me acting like dumdum or something, then coming face to face with a disabled girl. Awkward doesn't even come close lol

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Haha that was amazing. It was like when two dogs stare at each other just before they are going to fight. Even I felt awkward!
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14-02-2013, 09:10 PM
(14-02-2013, 08:55 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Crimbo reading but still worth a shout....

Arab bouncer trying to kick us out of spoons

"Oc member" defiantly was Ben jay ....."rough translation....9/11 hahahah"

That definitely was Ben Jay... I was there
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25-04-2013, 10:50 PM
Camping somewhere in Germany:

"Fooby, mate, you can wave your banhammer all you like but it won't knock in fecking tent pegs!"
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25-04-2013, 10:55 PM
(14-02-2013, 08:43 PM)Niall Wrote: "what theres a fight? Lets have it!" *sheds jacket*


lmao

I'm not violent... Honest....
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26-04-2013, 12:23 AM
I actually have a facebook group called 'Quote of the day' if you guys wanted adding to that.
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26-04-2013, 01:10 AM
(26-04-2013, 12:23 AM)Andy Wrote: I actually have a facebook group called 'Quote of the day' if you guys wanted adding to that.

I do this on twitter. I swear majority of my tweets these days are something to do with it.
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26-04-2013, 12:51 PM
(14-02-2013, 09:10 PM)Connor Wrote:
(14-02-2013, 08:55 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Crimbo reading but still worth a shout....

Arab bouncer trying to kick us out of spoons

"Oc member" defiantly was Ben jay ....."rough translation....9/11 hahahah"

That definitely was Ben Jay... I was there

Yep, me too lol
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