Xmas - What Are You Getting/Hoping For??

[procta]

nothing really, tbh iam glad its over, as its been well stressful at work. plus its going to be a hard one this year, 1st one with out my gran, as my gran is in a home sadly as she was diagnosed with alzheimer's disease this year. so shes gone down hill rapidly and nolonger able to manage our stairs,
just hoping its a better one than last year!

[Jonny b]

I'll be getting whatever I buy myself, she won't buy owt for that f*cking car as she calls it lol

[Niall]

I'll be getting whatever I buy myself, she won't buy owt for that f*cking car as she calls it lol

Only thing she will be getting you is viagra. You know, seeing as your getting old and...and when you get old you cant...cant...yeah you get the idea.

[Jonny b]

Trust me bud there be plenty of wood in this old pecker!! The day that don't work that's me done!!

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Anyways wot you still doing up you should be hugging the ceramic by now!!!!

[Niall]

Trust me bud there be plenty of wood in this old pecker!! The day that don't work that's me done!!

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Anyways wot you still doing up you should be hugging the ceramic by now!!!!

Nah man ive sobered up almost now. Im currently in bed watching family guy with a bottle of jd so assume i will be waking up in the morning hugging a empty bottle of jd!

[Jonny b]

Trust me bud there be plenty of wood in this old pecker!! The day that don't work that's me done!!

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Anyways wot you still doing up you should be hugging the ceramic by now!!!!

Nah man ive sobered up almost now. Im currently in bed wanking furiously to family guy with a bottle of jd so assume i will be waking up in the morning hugging a empty bottle of jd!

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True story!!

[kentiiboii]

Well mum got me some spacers and stud conversions.
Dads given me money which will go towards a house.
Mrs getting me a Xbox and all the games that all of a sudden decide to come out just in time for Christmas! Rest I don't know!

Mrs decided she needs a new bed so I said ill buy her one for Christmas. So on Boxing Day were picking up a lovely kingsize bed and memory foam matterese.... Seeing as in 3-4 months time ill be sleeping in it every night might as well treat me... I mean her to a good one! also got her DVDs perfume and she doesn't know it but she got a pandora necklace to go with the bracelets from last year! .

[Parksy87]

By the looks of it i got dumped hows that for a present? merry christmas to all and too all a good night rofl

[ash240970]

Dude that's shit, hope you kept the receipts for her presents? Me and Spike are here if you wanna come over and slag her o.., I mean talk about 306 love.

[Parksy87]

Haha see problem is when she tells me to f*** off i literally do :p she was on the phone this morning asking why im not at home....... U told me to get out n dont bother comin back lol be careful what you wish for, she always does it and i jus walk and leave her to it rather than stand there arguin, she usually calms down so we'll see, cheers dudes