So yeh im single again:(

[Toms306]

I love my girlfriend and shes very very pretty







shess next to me watching me type

Yeah that annoys me aswell... She was actually gorgeous, dont know how i managed to get her tbh haha

Was she drunk at the time....?

[Tom]

I hate it... dont know what to do with myself just mope around all the time, feel shite if im honest.. And shes just deleted my whole family from facebook, so im not feeling us getting back together It was only 13 weeks and 5 days.. but im 18 and i think that was my first love so that makes it worse apparently Anyone bored enough to comment about there love life?

First love defo makes it worse mate. Make sure you promise yourself now that youll never let another girl properly hurt you again and stick to it. I defo cried more splitting up with the first GF i loved than my fiancee who id been with for 3 years.

Im 26 and it was only on friday night i had a bit of an epiphany and walked away from a bird who Im 99% sure would of banged me cos I know that I was born to party and thats where I belong and if she aint coming then thats her problem not mine.

I might of cried a little bit lol... Its just trying to get past this feeling of not wanting to love anyone but her :/ its shit really

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I love my girlfriend and shes very very pretty







shess next to me watching me type

Yeah that annoys me aswell... She was actually gorgeous, dont know how i managed to get her tbh haha

Was she drunk at the time....?

For all 13weeks? Or do you mean something else? She always said she loved me for my personality because im different

[Andy]

I know bro. As much as it sucks there are so many better things out there. It just shows how much of a twat she is and isn't worth the energy used to think about it.

If you like a smoke... Take a nice big smoke, if you like a drink... Go and get mashed

Anything to get your mind off it.

[Toms306]

I hate it... dont know what to do with myself just mope around all the time, feel shite if im honest.. And shes just deleted my whole family from facebook, so im not feeling us getting back together It was only 13 weeks and 5 days.. but im 18 and i think that was my first love so that makes it worse apparently Anyone bored enough to comment about there love life?

First love defo makes it worse mate. Make sure you promise yourself now that youll never let another girl properly hurt you again and stick to it. I defo cried more splitting up with the first GF i loved than my fiancee who id been with for 3 years.

Im 26 and it was only on friday night i had a bit of an epiphany and walked away from a bird who Im 99% sure would of banged me cos I know that I was born to party and thats where I belong and if she aint coming then thats her problem not mine.

I might of cried a little bit lol... Its just trying to get past this feeling of not wanting to love anyone but her :/ its shit really

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Yeah that annoys me aswell... She was actually gorgeous, dont know how i managed to get her tbh haha

Was she drunk at the time....?

For all 13weeks? Or do you mean something else? She always said she loved me for my personality because im different

When you met I meant, was just jokin' with you lol. Having a laugh always takes your mind off shit.......... Clearly not when someone (myslef in this case) fails at humour though.

[Dum-Dum]

I might of cried a little bit lol... Its just trying to get past this feeling of not wanting to love anyone but her :/ its shit really

Thats the hard feeling to get past TBH because until you find someone better there is nobody better.

[Tom]

Yeah i didnt get it haha

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I might of cried a little bit lol... Its just trying to get past this feeling of not wanting to love anyone but her :/ its shit really

Thats the hard feeling to get past TBH because until you find someone better there is nobody better.

Your right there pal, just gotta keep drinking a playing pool and working hard i spose..

[Dum-Dum]

Yeah dont beat yourself up about it mate cos it happens to all of us.

You got more time to mod the car and work overtime to pay for shiny bits.

[Andy]

Yeah dont beat yourself up about it mate cos it happens to all of us.

You got more time to mod the car and work overtime to pay for shiny bits.

This

[Tom]

Thats the briliant thing with this forum and all forums i spose its full of people that have all been through the same shit you have Someone to cheer you up is never far away, and i hugely appreciate everyone taking the time to help out there fellow man

[Andy]

No worries dude, find my 'royally stabbed in the back thread' a few pages along in the couch somewhere. Loads of advice from everyone in there

[Dum-Dum]

No worries mate.

Youll always find some man love here (too much man love in the london/surrey area TBH)

[Tom]

Goood thing im down in the safe depths of cornwall lol

[Niall]

No worries mate.

Youll always find some man love here (too much man love in the london/surrey area TBH)

Yeah you do need to tone it down a bit Chris.......

[Dum-Dum]

Says the stealth bum king himself

[Niall]

Says the stealth bum king himself

No that's samass. I can only wish to be as good as him!

[kentiiboii]

Haha you bummers make me laugh!

[Tom]

Haha and me... You lot are a good laugh

[Niall]

Haha and me... You lot are a good laugh

Believe me, you would get bored of it after a weekend of it. I was getting annoyed with my self at fcs camping!

[daddyfixit]

i remembered advice i had given out to someone else who's been shit on;

1. single again ?? --ffs be happy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the worlds full of other girls who all want to get naked and play hide the sausage with you all over again........

2. so the cars fked ???------insurance payout off the other company plus any compensation due to you= a nice new toy to play with and some readies to get on a plane this summer to go abroad and practice the newly aquired skills from tip #1 above.

3. in a few months time (before xmas) you will have been abroad, bought a car, found some new floozies...............what a successful few months you will have had !!!!

4. you will wish that there was such a thing as a rep button, so you can prod it as many times as the girls you prodded on holiday ????????

take care,have a nice day,look left/right when crossing the road.

[THE_Liam]

Goood thing im down in the safe depths of cornwall lol

I get down to Cornwall twice a year...

Rohypnol and buttplugs

[Scott]

That all Liam? Amateur



Andy you ledge! Details are now required.

[THE_Liam]

That all Liam? Amateur

Well if you think you know better, come up North and show me....










/gay

[Scott]

Not homo enough if you ask me.

I've spent way too much time with people from the forum this weekend. There's been too much nipple rubbing, not-so-stealth-bumming, amongst other things. Still, not as bad as this:

[THE_Liam]

Epically queer...

Still wish I could have made the Ace meet. Maybe when I have my HDi I'll be able to afford a trip to Lan-Dan...

I'll be there on the 25th but I'll be preoccupied with rugby

[Niall]

Oh god that does looks so bad.....

[Andy]

Andy you ledge! Details are now required.

You on about me my lovely?
If so what's that?

[THE_Liam]

Andy you ledge! Details are now required.

You on about me my lovely?
If so what's that?

I think he's on about the MILF f*cking chief

And yes, details required...

[Andy]

Hmm, well... Shall I really put it up in here??

:L

Milf isn't where it finishes either

[Tom]

Hmm, well... Shall I really put it up in here??

:L

Milf isn't where it finishes either

Yes dude share it
On a more depressing note i got with some bird earlier and it felt so wrong, i was just thinking to myself wtf am i doing :'(
So time for an angry wank and some sleep before work tomorrow..

[Andy]

Man, don't let it get to you like that. Never let getting with another bird make you feel shit or it will make the healing process just that little bit longer.

Right well seeing as its your thread...

Since my ex I have:

Slept with some new castle bird the night of pugfest and didn't even get her name

Had a 19 year old who has a kid...

Best bit is I've also had her mum in the sense of done everything but actually hid the sausage, yes you read right... Me a 20 year old getting a blower and more off a 37 year old GILF. And she is niiiice. Hardest part is neither know I'm tapping the other... WINNING.

Yeah I'm quite good at getting what I want