You're a wizard Harry! (FAO Bash)

[Dum-Dum]

Just so you can learn every single daft quote for the next meet dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg

[WiNgNuTz]

SQUARE GO LIKE!!!

[toseland]

CHINKY!

[bashbarnard]

Ill have a watch again now cant belive i hadnt seen this before lol

[Eeyore]

THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!

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Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry. 
Harry: I'm a... WHAT?! 
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard. 
Harry: I'm a what?! 
Hagrid: A wizard, Harry. 
Harry: I'm a WIZARD?! 
Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard. 
Harry: but I'm just Harry. 
Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard. 
Harry: but I'm just Harry! 
Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard! 
Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry! 
Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard! 
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry! 
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard! 
Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry! 
Hagrid: Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard! 
Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry! 
Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard. 
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry. 
Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard. 
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid! 
Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard! 
Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a f*cking WIZARD! 
Hagrid: For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a f*cking WIZARD. 
Harry: I don't give a f*ck you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a f*cking WIZARD! 
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be f*cking pleased about it! 
Harry: I don't WANT to do your f*cking spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your f*cking DICK-HOLE! 
Hagrid: My f*cking WHAT?!?! 
Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the f*cking line! 
Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a f*cking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT. 
Harry: I'M GOING TO f*cking PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL 
Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard. 
Harry: I'm a WHAT?! 
Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR f*ck SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH! 
Harry: Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY f*ck WHAT YOU THINK. 
Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT f*ck SMALL DICK SKINNY lady garden EAT MORE WANKER 
Harry: I'LL f*cking SET YER BEARD ON FIRE! 
Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY lady garden, SQUARE-GO LIKE 
Harry: I'LL f*cking BURST YE' 
Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky. 
Harry: I'll f*cking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid! 
Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH 
Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY. 
Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA lady garden 
Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON 
Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR f*cking ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK 
Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT 
Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK

[WiNgNuTz]

Please tell me you copied that from somewhere Sam, and that you didn't ACTUALLY sit and type that whole thing out?

[Eeyore]

Please tell me you copied that from somewhere Sam, and that you didn't ACTUALLY sit and type that whole thing out?

need to practice my typing somehow mate!

[Toms306]

I've seen this, more than once. And I still don't understand what's funny about it.

[Paul_13]

Same

[Eeyore]

i think its funny firstly because of the mindless repetition, secondly because of the exhaustion of expletives after a while.

[WiNgNuTz]

i think its funny firstly because of the mindless repetition, secondly because of the exhaustion of expletives after a while.

For me, it's more the mental image I get of my first encounter of the quotes (also at FCS), with Connor and Liam effectively shouting "SQUARE GO LIKE!" at everyone on the campsite.

[Dum-Dum]

It's the complete immaturity of it all that gets me, stuff like "I'll put my dick in the Owl"

I just end up crying laughing every time.

[Matt-Rallye]

Highlight of my weekend this classic piece of OC banter coming out around the campfire

[Dum-Dum]

Highlight of my weekend this classic piece of OC banter coming out around the campfire

Along with me, you and gurj's sing-a-long

[Matt-Rallye]

Highlight of my weekend this classic piece of OC banter coming out around the campfire

Along with me, you and gurj's sing-a-long

I see everyone complaining about FCS this year but personally i thought it was awesome! think its just differnt peoples mentality and the fact that we as a club seem too enjoy just chilling, camping and tracking the cars

[Dum-Dum]

Highlight of my weekend this classic piece of OC banter coming out around the campfire

Along with me, you and gurj's sing-a-long

I see everyone complaining about FCS this year but personally i thought it was awesome! think its just differnt peoples mentality and the fact that we as a club seem too enjoy just chilling, camping and tracking the cars

Yeah I loved it, it was the essence of a car show, people showing off their cars, nothing more.

[bashbarnard]

Ive aeen so many people bitch about it on facebook but i agree with dum. Its what you make of it. Had good people, plently of banter and suprisingly friendly security towards us. I think dum may have had a reach around before i turned up

[Dum-Dum]

Ive aeen so many people bitch about it on facebook but i agree with dum. Its what you make of it. Had good people, plently of banter and suprisingly friendly security towards us. I think dum may have had a reach around before i turned  up

Yeah I had a little chat with security, explained that we wouldn't be the ones driving about and revving shit cars at ungodly hours and that basically We wanna be free, We wanna be free to do what we wanna do, And we wanna get loaded, And we wanna have a good time, (and) That's what we're gonna do.

Also they moaned about little dickheads trying to fight them last year and I said that if they needed any more heavies then come and shout and we'll go and weigh in on security's side.

[toseland]

Highlight of my weekend this classic piece of OC banter coming out around the campfire

Along with me, you and gurj's sing-a-long

I see everyone complaining about FCS this year but personally i thought it was awesome! think its just differnt peoples mentality and the fact that we as a club seem too enjoy just chilling, camping and tracking the cars

The car show itself was wank,  the banter was top notch, the good times had by all were what made this show this year. 

wonder where it will be next year!