So I just started work on a BMW......

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So I just started work on a BMW......
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So yeah, just towed a BMW back to my place after the guy said he has put 17 liters of water in and its all gone in no time, running like crap....yeah, can see where that went. lol! Entire block / head is full to the brim with it, so bad its purging into the inlet via the breather!
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Holy mother of Batman!
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#3
Wow. Can safely say i have never seen that before!
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It's nice really. Being on a French car forum we see f*cked up/broken stuff every day, but it's nice to see something that's f*cked in a new and interesting way...
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Great odins beard!! That's a hell of a mess!
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Oh wow! Haven't seen that before!
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(03-07-2013, 09:19 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: It's nice really. Being on a French car forum we see f*cked up/broken stuff every day, but it's nice to see something that's f*cked in a new and interesting way...

lol this
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#8
Wow! Confused

How did that happen? Headgasket or oil cooler or something?
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#9
Cracked head / headgasket it seems...
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Oh dear, guessing that won't be cheap to fix then!
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What lump is it darren ? They can be a real bastard to get the head to tourque down only get one shot if it strips the threads

Done a few always a brown trousers moment
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Its a 1.8.... Ive heard something about rear head studs causing issues?

Its the first one ive done, whats the story with them?
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o_0 wow

Would you not think after say 5 litres, if there isn't much on the floor, to stop? lol
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(03-07-2013, 09:19 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: It's nice really. Being on a French car forum we see f*cked up/broken stuff every day, but it's nice to see something that's f*cked in a new and interesting way...

QFT
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holy cow!!!

reminds of me of time a SAS bloke brought his BMW in (with the AAs help) after doing a service himself...

he filled the oil...to the brim...26litres in all.

everything was full of oil. inc the exhaust...so once cleared out we started it in the yard and created the biggest smoke screen ever!

mega lols
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mmmmmm mayo! thats a pressure washer job lol

ive seen ones like that but not quit that bad
how long had he been driving like it?
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(04-07-2013, 06:13 AM)Piggy Wrote: holy cow!!!

reminds of me of time a SAS bloke brought his BMW in (with the AAs help) after doing a service himself...

he filled the oil...to the brim...26litres in all.

everything was full of oil. inc the exhaust...so once cleared out we started it in the yard and created the biggest smoke screen ever!

mega lols

SAS? As in special air service? 0_o. They wouldn't tell you if they were in the SAS.
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(03-07-2013, 09:29 PM)samass Wrote: Great odins beard!! That's a hell of a mess!

This. Wtaf lol.
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(04-07-2013, 07:40 AM)306Puggy Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 06:13 AM)Piggy Wrote: holy cow!!!

reminds of me of time a SAS bloke brought his BMW in (with the AAs help) after doing a service himself...

he filled the oil...to the brim...26litres in all.

everything was full of oil. inc the exhaust...so once cleared out we started it in the yard and created the biggest smoke screen ever!

mega lols

SAS? As in special air service? 0_o. They wouldn't tell you if they were in the SAS.

how would you know?!

We did a lot of SAS and RAF work as we were assigned to it by MOD...mainly coz the SAS headquarters is in Herefordshire...where I used to work!
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Who did you work for out of curiosity Piggy? Hereford FTW!
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Dang! Sure someone hasn't put a wedge between the head?!
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If its a compact darren?you should be ok deffo get new head bolts tho mate (no brainier tbh) the problem is ally block and head they tend to strip the threads in the block. Luck of the draw sometimes mate
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Cracked head under the cam possibily. Apparently there is a waterway that runs under there and the castings can be quite poor
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Will probs just get a re man head / new bolts and gasket, depends what owners intentions are!

As for how long its been driven, god knows...quite alot...just keeps filling it with water before each drive, and driving on, hence its just ufll of it / running out the sides, it really is a mess
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(04-07-2013, 09:06 AM)Eskiiboi Wrote: Who did you work for out of curiosity Piggy? Hereford FTW!

ninja

hereford sucks hairy balls. its the arm pit of england. what a crap hole
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i Have a few contacts in the bmw world darren if needed give me a shout bud
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(04-07-2013, 12:52 PM)Piggy Wrote:
(04-07-2013, 09:06 AM)Eskiiboi Wrote: Who did you work for out of curiosity Piggy? Hereford FTW!

ninja

hereford sucks hairy balls. its the arm pit of england. what a crap hole

Can't be worse than Bradford surely?
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Wow I never thought this could happen. So that's why you shouldn't drive with a busted head gasket even if you can prevent the engine from overheating by topping up the water. I never thought of anything like this ocuring from such an innocent act such as topping the water up.
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Found problem.

Was removing head and found one bolt was missing, and after a bit of internet research id already discovered its common for the bolts to snap in the block, so wasnt suprised at all to find a bolt snapped below flush in the bottom end.

Cue an evening of drilling / stud extracting, can only try, bmw piece of shit!!
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What a head bolt? Looking at the amount thats ended up there, it looks like there should be a 1" hole somewhere!
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