If Carlsberg did conrod failures....

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If Carlsberg did conrod failures....
#1
Well they dont but Matt has had a good attempt!

   

   

   

   

   

   

   
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thats pretty spectacular for a petrol haha
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I know! If you hadnt noticed, the first pic is actually looking through one side of the block and out of another equally sized hole on the other side lol
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#4
f*ck my life that's amazing!! Haha what's the valves like?

Also don't loose that rod! I want to keep that Tongue
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#5
That's pretty good!!!
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#6
Valves are all spot on except for the exhaust ones on cylinder 1
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#7
Fair, didn't do to much to the valves then Smile

Loving the look of that Conrod though haha much damage to anything else?
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yeah oil pump is well and truely f*cked, sump, spray plate, the liner has a bit of damage and i hammered a small lump off the gearbox lol
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Christ did it properly then Smile gearbox? Damn you, if it still okay? As that gearbox was sweet
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Don't forget the oil pump chain sprocket had about as many teeth as matts last girlfriend...
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Cylinder head truly f*cked then?
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done a cracking job of that matt. give your self a pat on the back

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Get all the bits of rod set in a block of resin as a trophy.
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(06-04-2013, 10:26 PM)Matt Wrote: Christ did it properly then Smile gearbox? Damn you, if it still okay? As that gearbox was sweet

Haha yeah box is fine. You do need to get the top engine mount welded up though. Yours has cracked Sad
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holy kak...well done matt!
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(06-04-2013, 10:46 PM)samass Wrote: Don't forget the oil pump chain sprocket had about as many adult teeth as matts last girlfriend...

EFA Wink
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(07-04-2013, 08:15 AM)Niall Wrote:
(06-04-2013, 10:26 PM)Matt Wrote: Christ did it properly then Smile gearbox? Damn you, if it still okay? As that gearbox was sweet

Haha yeah box is fine. You do need to get the top engine mount welded up though. Yours has cracked Sad

Damn it Sad

Sam get the welder out Wink
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Would you like me to clean and polish and wax you car as well for you sir?
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Yes please that would be very much appreciated Tongue



In seriousness is the engine mount something you could sort?
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Yeah I probably could, it won't be to the same level as what Davey boy could do, but it should hold
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As long as it hold I don't care what it looks like haha that's what Hammerite is for Wink
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#22
unbelievable how much damage there is!
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#23
conrod failures, so last year :p
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