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So for FCS I got Toms306 to make me up 20 pink cock stickers for sticking on peoples cars just for lolz. I stuck them in awesome places but when some got found they moved so here's a thread for pics of where you spotted them.
My 3 favourites
- Hanging out the bottom of the skirt of the bird on Pellowes bonnet
- Mattcheeses wing mirror (the glass side) and he didn't notice for about 10 miles.
- Ginges windscreen I stuck it on while he was 2 feet from me.
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Lol, my brother text me while I was at work today and said ' you do realise there's a penis on your number plate right?'
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Haha these were awesome!
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Lmao. I found one on my wing mirror the next morning :-)
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Lol at the one on the China, well hidden haha!
Also, was slightly awkward when I was asked what was in the package at the post office....'umm, a bright pink vest and 20 penis shaped stickers'... 
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Yeah wasnt very imaginative with the one on my car!
/awaits finding one on sump or somewhere else stupid in months to come.
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(29-07-2013, 05:42 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Lol at the one on the China, well hidden haha!
Also, was slightly awkward when I was asked what was in the package at the post office....'umm, a bright pink vest and 20 penis shaped stickers'...
Pahahaha! What a package!
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(29-07-2013, 05:07 PM)Kimmie Wrote: Lol, my brother text me while I was at work today and said ' you do realise there's a penis on your number plate right?' LOL that would of looked great on your first day at your new job.
(29-07-2013, 05:11 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Lmao. I found one on my wing mirror the next morning :-) Shows how much you use your mirrors.
(29-07-2013, 05:42 PM)Toms306 Wrote: was slightly awkward when I was asked what was in the package at the post office....'umm, a bright pink vest and 20 penis shaped stickers'... Did you actually say that? If so A-Mazing!
(29-07-2013, 05:51 PM)kentiiboii Wrote: Pahahaha! What a package! Thats what she said!
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Found both of mine 
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(29-07-2013, 05:56 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: (29-07-2013, 05:07 PM)Kimmie Wrote: Lol, my brother text me while I was at work today and said ' you do realise there's a penis on your number plate right?' LOL that would of looked great on your first day at your new job
Luckily I no longer drive to work 
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(29-07-2013, 05:56 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: (29-07-2013, 05:42 PM)Toms306 Wrote: was slightly awkward when I was asked what was in the package at the post office....'umm, a bright pink vest and 20 penis shaped stickers'... Did you actually say that? If so A-Mazing!
Yeah... I panicked a bit and mind-blanked so just told the truth... It's ok though, the post-lady thought I was joking.
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the one on icy walts bmc 
Kingy's dent
The one on Ed's meg (btw wasnt me )
The rest of them are pictured that I know of...
But who forgot to mention foody's .net sticker
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Someone put one on the Meg? And Ed's head didn't explode?!
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(29-07-2013, 06:05 PM)Toms306 Wrote: (29-07-2013, 05:56 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: (29-07-2013, 05:42 PM)Toms306 Wrote: was slightly awkward when I was asked what was in the package at the post office....'umm, a bright pink vest and 20 penis shaped stickers'... Did you actually say that? If so A-Mazing!
Yeah... I panicked a bit and mind-blanked so just told the truth... It's ok though, the post-lady thought I was joking.
Hero, Repped but sometimes I just don't get you dude, your a super anxious person who dosen't like leaving his house and hates human interaction but yet you manage to tell a total stranger that?
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(29-07-2013, 06:12 PM)Curt Wrote: Someone put one on the Meg? And Ed's head didn't explode?!
I wasnt there to witness the reaction, but yes they did 
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(29-07-2013, 05:51 PM)Niall Wrote: Yeah wasnt very imaginative with the one on my car!
/awaits finding one on sump or somewhere else stupid in months to come. Where did i put it?
I really tried not to put them on peoples paint as i didnt want to risk upsetting people (other than kingys dent which is f*cked anyway)
I tried putting one on daves tow bar but it just wouldnt stick. Some were done while i was drunk so I dont remember where they went.
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I love that you can see mine on all the photos of me on track!
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(29-07-2013, 06:18 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: (29-07-2013, 05:51 PM)Niall Wrote: Yeah wasnt very imaginative with the one on my car!
/awaits finding one on sump or somewhere else stupid in months to come. Where did i put it?
I really tried not to put them on peoples paint as i didnt want to risk upsetting people (other than kingys dent which is f*cked anyway)
I tried putting one on daves tow bar but it just wouldnt stick. Some were done while i was drunk so I dont remember where they went.
Rear numberplate. So i resolved it by going and buying new number plates
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(29-07-2013, 06:24 PM)Just Sean Wrote: I love that you can see mine on all the photos of me on track!
Only just noticed that
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Well at least mine was in the public car park unless someone was very dedicated...
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(29-07-2013, 06:13 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: (29-07-2013, 06:05 PM)Toms306 Wrote: (29-07-2013, 05:56 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Did you actually say that? If so A-Mazing!
Yeah... I panicked a bit and mind-blanked so just told the truth... It's ok though, the post-lady thought I was joking.
Hero, Repped but sometimes I just don't get you dude, your a super anxious person who dosen't like leaving his house and hates human interaction but yet you manage to tell a total stranger that?
Lol, I don't get myself sometimes! But when the panic starts I just do/say anything to get out of the situation I'm in, first thing that comes into my head. Unfortunately a week beforehand, the first thing that came to mind was 'bombs' when asked what I was posting.....bad idea lol, just a good job she could take a joke. Probably thinks I'm a complete tard! 
(29-07-2013, 06:24 PM)Just Sean Wrote: I love that you can see mine on all the photos of me on track!
Lol, I hadn't even noticed, will have to check now!
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i havnt checked the sedan over for any cocks yet, its got its mot 2moz, is there a chance if any amusing advisories? haha
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(29-07-2013, 06:15 PM)Mrs puglove Wrote: (29-07-2013, 06:12 PM)Curt Wrote: Someone put one on the Meg? And Ed's head didn't explode?!
I wasnt there to witness the reaction, but yes they did
Scott took it off Ed's car and he just sighed.....he looked so exasperated lol!
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I wondered why there was a cock stuck to foobys sunroof, it all makes sense now
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(29-07-2013, 08:07 PM)Fozzy Wrote: I wondered why there was a cock stuck to foobys sunroof, it all makes sense now
There was cock everywhere.
Standard for an OC meet really.
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no VAG stickers this time......
I know how much Ed liked that on his Diablo
no VAG stickers this time......
I know how much Ed liked that on his Diablo
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