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Happy Birthday Captain Crayola
#1
Seen as nobody else has done you a thread happy birthday big boy. I know you've had an awesome day so I wont wish you one. Anyhow another year older, and hopefully another year wiser.
#2
Really hoping you had some crayons as candles on your cake...

   
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#3
as iv been chatting to you on and off all day and not said it I guess I better had now lol


happy birthday f*ck face

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#4
Cheers guys Smile Had a f*cking fantastic birthday except smashing in my wing, destroying two tyres and very almost binning the car in a gravel trap (Eli, are you back in your skin yet?
Other than that, brilliant! Throughly recommend pugfest to anyone considering going next year.
Just got in, sun burnt to f*ck but a cold can of beer is soothing that lol
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#5
Sounds like you're a shit driver.

Standard Southerner tbh.
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#6
(14-07-2013, 07:48 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: Sounds like you're a shit driver.

Standard Southerner tbh.

Yeah tbh that is the case. But Eli loved it.
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#7
I already said it once, now you're just being greedy. Prick.
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#8
Didnt get me a f*cking present though did you you prick!


Or is that why my arse hurts this morning?
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#9
(14-07-2013, 07:49 PM)Niall Wrote:
(14-07-2013, 07:48 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: Sounds like you're a shit driver.

Standard Southerner tbh.

Yeah tbh that is the case. But Eli loved it.

She's just happy to see a real man in action rather than a ginger in a faded red family-car 205
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#10
(14-07-2013, 07:53 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:
(14-07-2013, 07:49 PM)Niall Wrote:
(14-07-2013, 07:48 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: Sounds like you're a shit driver.

Standard Southerner tbh.

Yeah tbh that is the case. But Eli loved it.

She's just happy to see a real man in action rather than a ginger in a faded red family-car 205

No i think shes just happy that i only ended up with 2 wheels in the gravel trap and not sideways on all 4 in it. Think the fear set in when i told her half way around my brakes dont work properly
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#11
(14-07-2013, 07:54 PM)Niall Wrote:
(14-07-2013, 07:53 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:
(14-07-2013, 07:49 PM)Niall Wrote: Yeah tbh that is the case. But Eli loved it.

She's just happy to see a real man in action rather than a ginger in a faded red family-car 205

No i think shes just happy that i only ended up with 2 wheels in the gravel trap and not sideways on all 4 in it. Think the fear set in when i told her half way around my brakes dont work properly

Pfft, braking's overrated. Track slags with smashed panels are sexy.
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#12
Tbh i was thankful for what little braking i had when locking up the inside wheel into a hairpin and understeering around it drastically lol
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#13
Hang on, if you locked a wheel, why are you moaning you has no brakez?
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#14
Because i expected (should of) Come in much sooner so i just planted my foot to the ground. Even with all my weight on it, i could only just lock a wheel (with abs......)
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#15
Happy birthday buddy

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#16
happy bdayx
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#17
Happy birthday buddy! Frigging epic weekend. I'm completely shattered but my ears are still ringing with win engine noises!
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#18
(14-07-2013, 08:56 PM)Ed Doe Wrote: Happy birthday buddy! Frigging epic weekend. I'm completely shattered but my ears are still ringing with win engine noises!

Your ears are ringing? Ive just done 120 miles home with that bloody exhaust lol
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#19
Tappy Firthday! Wink
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#20
Happy b day mate. Looks like you had a wicked time. Now time to get pissed lol.
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#21
Happy birthday again mate, best birthday present evar = pugfest Big Grin
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#22
happy birthday bro!
#23
Happy birthday dude, I know I kinda didn't wish you it properly today, I do feel a bit bad, but not bad enough to really care....

Loves you!
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#24
(14-07-2013, 10:00 PM)Ruan Wrote: Happy birthday dude, I know I kinda didn't wish you it properly today, I do feel a bit bad, but not bad enough to really care....

Loves you!

You said it last night in the tent whilst caressing me so ill take that as you do care!
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#25
Happy Birthday chap, didnt even realsise it was until reading this, sorry Smile
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#26
happy birthday again, what an epic day to have it on too!
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#27
(14-07-2013, 10:09 PM)darrenjlobb Wrote: Happy Birthday chap, didnt even realsise it was until reading this, sorry Smile

Haha no worries man. Should of gone and helped your self to some cake. There was enough to go around the whole bloody site lol
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#28
To be fair, I think by the time Darren arrived yesterday the cake had been cooked in the sun Sad
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#29
Just seen this happy birthday dude
#30
Yeah happy birthday you lady garden
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