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		Not really, but I've just been told that I'm now an uncle! 
Alexander Charles Anderson born 8:52pm weighing 9lb 11 and a quarter.
Not met him yet, probably will tomorrow. 
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		That's sick man 
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		Congrats dude. Lets hope he turns out nothing like you :p
	
	
	
 
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		God I missed the uncle bit and thought you'd been told that you were a father. 
 
Was just about to panic and prepare for the end of the world. 
 
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		Congrats dude,
I just hope you don't have to much influence in his life 
 
	 
	
	
 
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		Congrats mate. Really enjoy it mate I was at the hospital waiting for my niece was one of first people to meet her. I have so much love for that girl. She gets everything from me. Where taking her on holiday for first time soon just me her and mrs
	
	
	
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		Cheers guys, here he is, still not met him yet tho 
    
	 
	
	
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		Aww so sweet !!
	
	
	
 
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		 (11-07-2013, 11:55 AM) samass Wrote:   Cheers guys, here he is, still not met him yet tho
There is probably a reason for that....
	
 
	
	
 
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		Yeah, I'm at work you knob stain
	
	
	
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		You know what I meant, douche
	
	
	
 
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		Needs to get him a pug quick
	
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-07-2013, 12:00 PM) Mrs puglove Wrote:   Aww so sweet !!
Get your running shoes on Jamie.
	
 
	
	
	
		
	
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-07-2013, 01:56 PM) Matt Wrote:   You know what I meant, douche
Because ill corrupt the little fucker? Damn right! 
 
	 
	
	
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		 (11-07-2013, 04:17 PM) samass Wrote:   (11-07-2013, 01:56 PM) Matt Wrote:   You know what I meant, douche 
Because ill corrupt the little fucker? Damn right! 
It's already begun by the looks of things...
	
 
	
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Awfully, it looks like a baby hitler also.
	
 
	
	
 
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		I actually met him today, lazy sod was asleep the whole time! Better than crying tho
	
	
	
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		Congrats dude