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Poll: Scrunch or Fold
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Scrunch or Fold??
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21-02-2013, 07:43 PM
Go on then....we've all seen the ad! lol

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21-02-2013, 07:51 PM
Trust you of all people to mention this Tom!
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21-02-2013, 07:59 PM
WTF how many of you poofs fold!
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21-02-2013, 08:00 PM
Fold ftw
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21-02-2013, 08:03 PM
Fold!
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21-02-2013, 08:03 PM
Fold FTW. Its a safe way to play. You dont accidentally find a gap in the scrunch and get shit on your hand. Your safe with a folded bit!
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21-02-2013, 08:14 PM
Cant afford toilet roll, just use my hand and wash it after Sad

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21-02-2013, 08:21 PM
Fold ftw, news paper is a bit too rough to scrunch!
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21-02-2013, 08:22 PM
Fold, uses less toilet paper too.
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21-02-2013, 08:22 PM
(21-02-2013, 08:03 PM)Niall Wrote: Fold FTW. Its a safe way to play. You dont accidentally find a gap in the scrunch and get shit on your hand. Your safe with a folded bit!

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21-02-2013, 08:30 PM
(21-02-2013, 08:22 PM)Poodle Wrote: Fold, uses less toilet paper too.

Yeah this is a good point spesh when you have to pay for it lol

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21-02-2013, 08:31 PM
other alternative is to stand infront of the toilet roll holder and pull the toilet roll through between your legs and keep going till the brown streak disappears.
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21-02-2013, 08:32 PM
(21-02-2013, 08:14 PM)puglove Wrote: Cant afford toilet roll, just use my hand and wash it after Sad

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21-02-2013, 09:15 PM
(21-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Niall Wrote: other alternative is to stand infront of the toilet roll holder and pull the toilet roll through between your legs and keep going till the brown streak disappears.

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21-02-2013, 09:17 PM
(21-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Niall Wrote: other alternative is to stand infront of the toilet roll holder and pull the toilet roll through between your legs and keep going till the brown streak disappears.
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21-02-2013, 09:18 PM
Why would anyone scrunch?!
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21-02-2013, 09:20 PM
Pinch and push ftw
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21-02-2013, 09:20 PM
(21-02-2013, 09:17 PM)Scott Wrote:
(21-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Niall Wrote: other alternative is to stand infront of the toilet roll holder and pull the toilet roll through between your legs and keep going till the brown streak disappears.
lmao

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21-02-2013, 09:22 PM
ah i bet no one can work out the 1 sheet method?
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21-02-2013, 09:23 PM
Folding it on itself?
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#22
21-02-2013, 09:26 PM
poke finger through it, clean up with the finger and then pull the finger out from the paper using the paper to wipe the finger as you fo. Job done!
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21-02-2013, 09:34 PM
Kandoo wipes FTW.
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21-02-2013, 09:38 PM
(21-02-2013, 09:18 PM)HDIkyle Wrote: Why would anyone scrunch?!

This is what I can't work out either lol. Didn't want to sway the poll in the first post but it looks like the majority of us do fold anyway. Scrunching wastes paper, is only really single use (cant fold back on itself) and must be a bit rough on your arse lol... Before the ad I didn't realise anyone did scrunch! lol
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22-02-2013, 08:31 AM
What about wrapping around the hand? Excesses paper ftw haha
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22-02-2013, 08:44 AM
f*ck wiping, brings down the rainforests!!
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22-02-2013, 08:50 AM
(22-02-2013, 08:44 AM)sammykins Wrote: f*ck wiping, brings down the rainforests!!

Or you could use triple velvet....for every tree they use, they replant 3.... lol
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22-02-2013, 10:05 AM (This post was last modified: 22-02-2013, 10:06 AM by cully.)
feck paper use your finger then wipe it on the wall

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22-02-2013, 10:08 AM
(21-02-2013, 08:22 PM)Poodle Wrote: Fold and flip reverse uses less toilet paper too.

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22-02-2013, 10:28 AM
Who the f*ck scrunches? Fold FTW!!!
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