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#31
1.4 petrol Wink





only joking, whats a bum poker?
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#32
Think its safe to say we dont like golfs round here!
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#33
Tom's a bum poker. He's trying hard to deny it, but he knows he misses it too much
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#34
Ive heard that tom liked to rag his golf hard till it smoked?
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1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
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#35
Tom's golf broke its shaft.
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(24-01-2013, 07:08 PM)Niall Wrote: Ive heard that tom liked to rag his bum poker hard till it smoked?

lmao
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#37
Well my son, there are certain cases of some men that prefer putting their penises in other mens bum holes. They are commonly referred to as homosexuals/gays/puffs etc, etc
It is also extremely common for said "bum pokers" to drive medium sized volkswagon hatchbacks.
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#38
^^This guy doesn't know women have bums too...
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(24-01-2013, 07:17 PM)Scott Wrote: ^^This guy doesn't know women have bums too...

I know if you find one that will let you bum pokeher shes a keeper!
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(24-01-2013, 07:17 PM)Scott Wrote: ^^This guy doesn't know women have bums too...

woman have bums too??? wtf wheen did this happen?

I thought samass wa the woman with a bum?

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#41
Women have bums at the front as well.....so I've been told anyway. Confused
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(24-01-2013, 07:24 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Women have bums at the front as well.....so I've been told anyway. Confused

Only dish out info on things you have first hand experience in Tongue

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#43
What, you mean I can't write speculative opinion facts on something I've never seen before? Good job this isn't a lawful rule, the internet would be pretty empty if it were! lol
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(24-01-2013, 07:33 PM)puglove Wrote:
(24-01-2013, 07:24 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Women have bums at the front as well.....so I've been told anyway. Confused

Only dish out info on things you have first hand experience in Tongue
Pun intended? lol
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#45
Oh and Tom's title goes so well with this lol
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(24-01-2013, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote:
(24-01-2013, 07:33 PM)puglove Wrote:
(24-01-2013, 07:24 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Women have bums at the front as well.....so I've been told anyway. Confused

Only dish out info on things you have first hand experience in Tongue
Pun intended? lol

Pun very much intended Big Grin


Would you expect any less? lol

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#47
Saab 9-3 Cabriolet Big Grin

Crap MPG and men in vans call you a wanker at traffic lights

But it has a dial on the dash that says 'turbo' (unless you get a poverty spec one) What more could a man want....

but seriously.... xud for me, easy access, veg oil, no electronic doo dahs.

No air con, but it wouldnt work anyway....
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(24-01-2013, 07:42 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote: Saab 9-3 Cabriolet Big Grin

Crap MPG and men in vans call you a wanker at traffic lights

But it has a dial on the dash that says 'turbo' (unless you get a poverty spec one) What more could a man want....

but seriously.... xud for me, easy access, veg oil, no electronic doo dahs.

No air con, but it wouldnt work anyway....

Isnt it about time you got back int a 306, Tongue you know it will happen one day

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#49
He had a HDi estate recently Jamie, it was shit....theres a definite trend here! lol
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#50
What people keep buhying old doggy estates?

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(24-01-2013, 07:45 PM)puglove Wrote:
(24-01-2013, 07:42 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote: Saab 9-3 Cabriolet Big Grin

Crap MPG and men in vans call you a wanker at traffic lights

But it has a dial on the dash that says 'turbo' (unless you get a poverty spec one) What more could a man want....

but seriously.... xud for me, easy access, veg oil, no electronic doo dahs.

No air con, but it wouldnt work anyway....

Isnt it about time you got back int a 306, Tongue you know it will happen one day

I tried a HDi estate, it was awful, just about bearable as the air con worked for about a month, then it broke so I sold it!

I want comfort, auto climate control, heated leather seats etc, a 306 just doesnt cut it!
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#52
Modifications!!!

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(24-01-2013, 07:49 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote: I want comfort, auto climate control, heated leather seats etc, a 306 just doesnt cut it!
Sounds like you want a golf too? lol
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#54
Complete new interior including custom new dash! Bit beyond my modification ability! I couldnt even get LEDs to work in the speedo clocks! lol
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(24-01-2013, 07:49 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote:
(24-01-2013, 07:45 PM)puglove Wrote:
(24-01-2013, 07:42 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote: Saab 9-3 Cabriolet Big Grin

Crap MPG and men in vans call you a wanker at traffic lights

But it has a dial on the dash that says 'turbo' (unless you get a poverty spec one) What more could a man want....

but seriously.... xud for me, easy access, veg oil, no electronic doo dahs.

No air con, but it wouldnt work anyway....

Isnt it about time you got back int a 306, Tongue you know it will happen one day

I tried a HDi estate, it was awful, just about bearable as the air con worked for about a month, then it broke so I sold it!

I want comfort, auto climate control, heated leather seats etc, a 306 just doesnt cut it!

What you need is a high spec Golf Chris. As long as someone chose heated leathers and climatronic from the factory, it'll be ideal for you! Wink
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#56
Bit small Tom, ive been look at A6's! 2.7 bi-turbo!!
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#57
So which would people recommend 1.9 d turbo or 2.0 HDi
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#58
My 1.9 dturbo Smile
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#59
Well I think what we can all take away from this thread is;

Which engine is down to personal preference for the reasons stated.

If you drive a Saab convertible you get called a wanker at traffic lights.

Oil-burner didn't know laydees have bum holes.

Tom's still not sure what they have (see next for possible reason).

Tom is a bum poker in denial (although probably more of a pokee).

And the chief troll has been at it again playing with the swear filter.
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#60
Laughing my arse off @ these posts ! You guys are funny -

Any of you going to the meet on Sunday ?
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