Please slap me

[Dum-Dum]

Please slap me.

I want another car, preferably one of these but id like a blue one. With just a superchip theyer nearly 300bhp and like 420lb/ft and 4wd and 6 gears and more toys than i could even need.



http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/a...?logcode=p

[kingy]

haha, man after my own heart. thourght of getting one of these but just the 1.9. simple re map would see over 200 brake but they are just out my price range.

back to a estate then is it.

[THE_Liam]

*slap*

[Jonny81191]

Mate PLEASE for the love of god, DON'T.

Or I will drive down there and cock slap you.

[kingy]

Mate PLEASE for the love of god, DON'T.

Or I will drive down there and cock slap you.

that might be a reason to buy one.

[Jonny81191]

Repped!

[Niall]

You know how low you were in my estimation already right? Well youve just plummeted through the floor! I drove my old bosses a4 and his a6 when he got rid of his a4 and they were both so unbelievably boring to drive. Words cant express how much of boring, lifeless drive they are.

Oh and i know for a fact that my old saab was substantially quicker than a a5 with this engine in and that was only 250bhp...

[Jonny b]

Wtf bet your worried about getting cock slapped on the ankle eh dum!! Lol

[Dum-Dum]

Wtf bet your worried about getting cock slapped on the ankle eh dum!! Lol

I was gonna say knee but........ lol

[306carter]

Go for it!

[Jonny81191]

I test drove an A4 and TBH I've never been so dissapointed with any car, such a boring drive. You'd need at least 300 BHP to make it as interesting as a stage 1 DT, and you'd be doing stupid speeds to make it feel fast.

Don't get me wrong, they're capable enough, just, well, boring.

[Matt]

I'm gunna slap you so hard on your birthday.


Not gunna tell you when. But will happnen. Like a ninja of the night, I, Matt bush, will be the silent deliverer of the slaps. Not one, but two. You can now live in fear.

[Dum-Dum]

I'm gunna slap you so hard on your birthday.


Not gunna tell you when. But will happnen. Like a ninja of the night, I, Matt bush, will be the silent deliverer of the slaps. Not one, but two. You can now live in fear.

TBH all youve done is made me laugh.

Think i need to go and test drive one of these and see how boring they are.

That said Ive found some of the remap companies will remove the 155mph speed limiter Also theyer saying they can knock over a second off the 0-60 time which is 6.3 to start with so i could quite happily go and annoy porche and M3 drivers.

[Niall]

But you will still look like an absolute cu*t

[sam]

Why? Dude your not 50 there old peoples cars and whem they go wrong might aswell plan to rob a bank as there expensive to repair

[kingy]

or get a volvo 850r.

[Matt]

I'm gunna slap you so hard on your birthday.


Not gunna tell you when. But will happnen. Like a ninja of the night, I, Matt bush, will be the silent deliverer of the slaps. Not one, but two. You can now live in fear.

TBH all youve done is made me laugh.

Think i need to go and test drive one of these and see how boring they are.

That said Ive found some of the remap companies will remove the 155mph speed limiter Also theyer saying they can knock over a second off the 0-60 time which is 6.3 to start with so i could quite happily go and annoy porche and M3 drivers.

I'm perhaps a little drunk. But will still deliver!

[darrenjlobb]

LOL

That is all.

[kentiiboii]

Extremely nice cars. But expensive repair bills.

[Eeyore]

nahhhh maattteeee

[Jonny81191]

Yeah, great idea that. 300BHP and no speed limiter in a car that feels like 30mph at 90mph. Bye Bye license!

[ozonehostile]

that audi is ugly enough to make small children cry

[1616six]

Do it. I've never regretted the vectra.. Love having 200bhp & a few luxuries

[miles]

This should put you off
http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/car-news/co...e-failures

Know this for years and it's taken this long to get out

[Niall]

This should put you off
http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/car-news/co...e-failures

Know this for years and it's taken this long to get out

Actually really glad you posted that. The amount of audis i see broken down at the side of the motorway (like, less than 5 years old) is unreal but i thought i was just imagining it due to the fact i hate them with a passion. Obviously not lol

[ash240970]

I've been saying Honda are the most reliable for the last 10yrs so I'm hardly surprised

[C.A.R.]

Wicked.

AWD system that works very occasionally in helping the car understeer even more than it should, whilst just weighing the car down the rest of the time and lowering economy with its' "dead weight".

I can only assume that you thought the AWD ability would help with traffic-light Grand Prix's when in reality the weight will be more of a penalty. Perhaps it would stand less chance of getting stuck in the snow for the 4-5 days a year in this country it actually does snow?

Probably not. Most of these cars are equipped with big, fat, wide tyres which are about as useful in the snow as a slick racing tyre, compacting the ice. All you'll gain is more momentum before inevitably crashing an over-priced diesel saloon.

I worry sometimes that these are the kinds of car young people aspire to own

[Toms306]

Looks pretty cool imo..........

And sod the repair bills, if you can afford to fix it then why not...?