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My car the fanny magnet
Ruan Offline
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#31
02-01-2013, 05:27 PM
LOL at the man thighs and calves....

And Chris - she has a bigger wang than you...
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#32
02-01-2013, 05:28 PM
OK so shes a bit fat and has big thighs. I know loads of birds with big thighs from horse riding.
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#33
02-01-2013, 05:37 PM
There's a difference:

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Womans Legs ^^^

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Blokes legs...

I'm going to go that she has blokes legs..
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#34
02-01-2013, 05:38 PM
Yeah Chris but she's a man. I know loads of men with man legs.
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#35
02-01-2013, 05:55 PM
yeah that's a geeza . . . lol
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02-01-2013, 06:52 PM
Meh, I cant be picky right now, I still would.
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#37
02-01-2013, 07:01 PM
Christ.
Doesnt even own a 306.
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#38
02-01-2013, 07:05 PM
(02-01-2013, 06:52 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Meh, I cant be picky right now, I still would.

Dude seriously? He/she/it is a complete mess. I think id rather hire a hooker than try and take that home!
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02-01-2013, 11:14 PM
Oh dear... Why would you even.... D:
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#40
02-01-2013, 11:17 PM
I personally don't think that's a bloke :?

Would, if there is a vajayjay. Want to cross 'dirty chav' off my list.
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#41
02-01-2013, 11:40 PM
(02-01-2013, 11:17 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: I personally think that's a bloke :?

Would, if there is a vajayjay/bumhole. Want to cross 'f*cking a bloke' off my list.

EFA.
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#42
02-01-2013, 11:44 PM
(02-01-2013, 11:40 PM)Ruan Wrote:
(02-01-2013, 11:17 PM)bigcheez2k3 Wrote: I personally think that's a bloke :?

Would, if there is a vajayjay/bumhole. Want to cross 'f*cking a bloke' off my list.

EFA.

lmao dick

Actually had to check the first line of my post to make sure I didn't make a mistake lol
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03-01-2013, 12:01 AM
At least they're making sure it's all tucked in
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03-01-2013, 12:10 AM
At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not? Tongue
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03-01-2013, 12:13 AM
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not? Tongue

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer
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#46
03-01-2013, 12:13 AM
Literally bloke legs like nothing else... Big calves are the give away, and it just looks like a bloke trying to do a typical birds pose...

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Lady ^

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LLLAAAADYYYY! ^
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#47
03-01-2013, 12:16 AM
It's covered in a years supply of fake tan and slap...
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#48
03-01-2013, 12:17 AM
In pure Boris mode there Scott?

tap tap tap "enhance"

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tap tap tap "enhance"

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tap tap tap "enhance"

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03-01-2013, 12:17 AM
Ruan I hope that first photo isn't just one of those photos like where Cully posted some 'cleavage' that turned out to be something completely different when you zoom out.
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03-01-2013, 12:22 AM
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Think Mr. Pellowe has confirmed things lol, But even if it was lady I'd pass cheers!
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#51
03-01-2013, 12:22 AM
(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not? Tongue

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....

lol
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03-01-2013, 12:23 AM
(03-01-2013, 12:22 AM)c.gerrard Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not? Tongue

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....

lol

If I were johnny i'd be concerned about working on that track car with you from now on...

You're bigger than him. He hasn't got much chance.
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#53
03-01-2013, 12:31 AM
(03-01-2013, 12:22 AM)c.gerrard Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:13 AM)Jonny b Wrote:
(03-01-2013, 12:10 AM)c.gerrard Wrote: At the end of the day 'it' is still fit, so why the actual fook not? Tongue

Uuuumm because
A. It's rough as fook
B. don't know if you twigged? But it's a geezer

But why? At the end of the day an ass hole is an ass hole? A blow job is a blow job. A hand job is a hand job....

lol

But whos receiving makes the difference Tongue
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#54
03-01-2013, 12:31 AM
lmao

Well after working on the car it made sense to share a shower you know? Saving water and the planet.... It's kind of blossomed from there.

He's my bitch.
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03-01-2013, 12:52 AM
I think at this point I should make clear that Carl is SO desperate, he'll f*ck anything that moves. And some things that don't.

He also has a seriously strange taste in girls. Like some 3's and 4's that he'll drool over and the solid 8 that he refused to acknowledge as scuff the other week.. lol
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03-01-2013, 12:55 AM
(03-01-2013, 12:52 AM)Jonny81191 Wrote: I think at this point I should make clear that Carl is SO desperate, he'll f*ck anything that moves. And some things that don't.

He also has a seriously strange taste in girls. Like some 3's and 4's that he'll drool over and the solid 8 that he refused to acknowledge as scuff the other week.. lol

Is he trying to secretly come out as his other 'personality' shown here? Wink
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03-01-2013, 01:08 AM
this is grim. even for me.
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03-01-2013, 03:33 AM
Get me pissed I'd go anal and probs forget it anyway knowing my history
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03-01-2013, 10:20 AM
Well, I'm confused as to what's male or female now.... lol
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03-01-2013, 11:43 AM
(03-01-2013, 01:08 AM)samass Wrote: this is grim. even for me.

this was the last thing I expected!
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