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[Matt]

Rather be a pikey than a northerner.




Making a mint off all this copper I nicked and weighed in

You can? But I can move my caravan when they suspect me of stealing it all

[THE_Liam]

Rather be a pikey than a northerner.

Really?!?! Is that because only pikeys pay less rent and council tax than us?

Poor ripped-off southerners with your shit beer and daft accents, I pity you all

[Matt]

But then we have winning coastlinines..... And Urm....... Cornwall counts as southern right?

Also our accents are no where near as bad as the notherners

[cwspellowe]

You kidding? The south is home to the connor accent, the cockney accent, the essex accent, even the welsh accent.

f*ck's sake you all sound like a bunch of fake tanned mincing dick tucked girly boys

[puglove]

You kidding? The south is home to the connor accent, the cockney accent, the essex accent, even the welsh accent.

f*ck's sake you all sound like a bunch of fake tanned mincing dick tucked girly boys

This is all very true but.................... Atleast we dont sound like poverty stricken northeners

[THE_Liam]

But then we have winning coastlinines..... And Urm....... Cornwall counts as southern right?

Also our accents are no where near as bad as the notherners

I'll give you Cornwall, but we have pretty nice coastlines too. Yorkshire coast is nice if you avoid Scarborough...

And as for accents, what? You all sound like wannabe gangsters or newsreaders!!!

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You kidding? The south is home to the connor accent, the cockney accent, the essex accent, even the welsh accent.

f*ck's sake you all sound like a bunch of fake tanned mincing dick tucked girly boys

QFT.

[Matt]

And as for accents, what? You all sound like wannabe gangsters or newsreaders!!!

Read as gurj and ed doe haha

[samass]

You kidding? The south is home to the connor accent, the cockney accent, the essex accent, even the welsh accent.

f*ck's sake you all sound like a bunch of fake tanned mincing dick tucked girly boys

so... if you're not scottish, where the f*ck are you from then?

but more importantly, if you're not glaswegian, why in the name of all that's holy (and un holy), would voluntarily live there?

[Niall]

Northeners cant even use basic english. I cant stand going up north and when ever you speak to someone, they just cant understand that if you have more than 1 of something, you generally add a S on the end. f*cking hate going into a northern bar and them going "that'll be 9 pound lad". Also cant understand why you only have Iceland and Farm foods as supermarkets. There is more than frozen pies and cheap lunch ham with a few potatoes chucked on top which is apparently a roast.....for £1

south = win!

(and Pellow is Glaswegian......think hes just a little embarrassed!)

[THE_Liam]

You hate hearing that'll be 9 pound lad? Prefer hearing that'll be 38 paaand squire?

[Niall]

You hate hearing that'll be 9 pound lad? Prefer hearing that'll be 38 paaand squire?

that was just an example. Basically, i just hate northern speak






and unfortunately im going to be speaking it my self soon seeing as i will be in north a lot more soon!

[Pete]

This thread reminded me of this film scene..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUR1jeJYX7Y

PS; NSFW

[kyleo92]

Would you class leicester as north or south...

or no mans land :?









Northerners -> Shameless
Southerners -> TOWIE