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		Anyone got some fit (ish) single (ish) lady mates that live near me that are looking for a bloke whos 6ft 4in and 15 stone of pure awesome. Crazy ladies are fine but proper crazies need to be proper fit.
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		306oc dating service, hooking up crazies since two thousand and twelve
	 
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:12 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:  Anyone got some fit (ish) single (ish) lady mates that live near me that are looking for a bloke whos 6ft 4in and 15 stone of pure awesome. Crazy ladies are fine but proper crazies need to be proper fit.
 Im bored of singleness.
 
youve got my number darling!
 
  (11-10-2012, 07:13 PM)samass Wrote:  306oc dating service, hooking up crazies since two thousand and twelve 
errr 2011 mate!
	 
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		but i meant it as us starting the dating service now... in 2012... i swear im not retarded.
	 
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote:  youve got my number darling! 
I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:19 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote:  youve got my number darling! I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
 
I can tuck it inbetween my legs if you like?
	 
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		Plenty of guys on here that im sure would be more than willing to have you dum     
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:20 PM)Niall Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:19 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote:  youve got my number darling! I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
 I can tuck it inbetween my legs if you like?
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		I know of a girl down London way who might be interested. Only thing is she has no eyes or hair - removed them both for lightness and weight distribution, you see....
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		i was gunna say Scott, I can do that, might as well get a pro!
	 
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:22 PM)Scott Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:20 PM)Niall Wrote:  Enough of that, I still have flashbacks of Sam's attempt (11-10-2012, 07:19 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:14 PM)Niall Wrote:  youve got my number darling! I have indeed babe but you fail to meet the lady part of the requirement
 I can tuck it inbetween my legs if you like?
 
YOU have flashbacks? ive been having counciling from that nights events. What was seen, can not be unseen. its burned into my retinas
 
still need another night like that though!
	 
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)samass Wrote:  i was gunna say Scott, I can do that, might as well get a pro! 
Can you swing and catch or do you have to pull it through cos i can pull an awesome windmill to mangina move (freestyle handsfree FTW)
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		And another sensible thread ruined by the OC trolls!
	 
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		depends on the weather. i can mostly swing and catch (and clap), but if its slightly chilly, it becomes more challenging
	 
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		Threads like this can be scarring for people...
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:28 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote:  Threads like this can be scarring for people... 
you havent seen the half of it. i've had worse closed
	 
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		So does anyone actually have anything on topic and useful to add?
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:32 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:  So does anyone actually have anything on topic and useful to add? 
have you read any of the threads in this forum?
	 
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:33 PM)samass Wrote:  have you read any of the threads in this forum? 
No ive always just posted blindly without reading anything, why?
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		hahahah good answer!
	 
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		why not sign up to a dating site? you might get your end away and we can have a laugh looking at all birds that try and chat you up!
	 
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		Nah dating sites fail miserably for me.
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:22 PM)Dan! Wrote:  I know of a girl down London way who might be interested. Only thing is she has no eyes or hair - removed them both for lightness and weight distribution, you see.... 
She now gives 10% faster blowjobs?
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)Niall Wrote:  still need another night like that though! 
No, I dont.
	 
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		 (11-10-2012, 08:04 PM)Fooby Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)Niall Wrote:  still need another night like that though! No, I dont.
 
you have no choice in this matter.
	 
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		Well if you get really desperate the truth about Jonny came out last night,  so he's available.....
	 
		
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (11-10-2012, 08:04 PM)Fooby Wrote:   (11-10-2012, 07:23 PM)Niall Wrote:  still need another night like that though! No, I dont.
 
Yeah you do. Your face doesn't like, but you do.
 
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		Just got a bbm add of some girl in reading of all places!!  Want me to hook you up for a christmas meet bang?
	 
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		Racking my brains but honestly can't think of anybody desperate enough.
 
 
 
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