Does your car have a name if so what and why?

[smokey]

I ran my vin number through a decoder as i was doing so i typed in alfye. so i called my pug alfie. Anyone got any storys

[StarBenn]

Vicki. Because she's V reg and boys names have brought me nothing but bad luck so far. Only one name beginning with V that I liked.

Not much of a story. lol

[kyleo92]

Mines Peter, because that was my Grandads name and he was the only one in the family who refused to buy renault and use peugeot instead...

We're not French BTW

[Curt]

Piece of shit, or f*cking thing. Self explanatory really

[kyleo92]

Piece of shit, or f*cking thing. Self explanatory really

LOL.. Repped!

[smokey]

Lol lol

[MarkTD]

lol mines called Purdy! Because she purrs and I like the name lol

[smokey]

lol mines called Purdy! Because she purrs and I like the name lol

On that basis mine should be called roary

[CJ_Derv]

Betsy im memory of my blaze which my local garage nicknamed years ago cos he had a customer called betsy who was always breaking down just like the blaze haha

[THE_Liam]

I don't name my car. Isn't that a pretty girly thing to do?

[Danny2009]

Sooty because well its sooty

[smokey]

I don't name my car. Isn't that a pretty girly thing to do?

Not really lol

[procta]

I don't name my car. Isn't that a pretty girly thing to do?

na liam, the reason you dont name your cars, is that you change them every 2mins.

[Pete]

The only car I've named was the Bluebird, Madge.. and that was down to the MAJ plate. I call the van err, The Van!

[kentiiboii]

Forest! Cos at the moment all I seem to be saying to it is run run run!

[Ben Jay]

Chip as the last 3 letters on the number plate are CHP. also will be running on veg oil so will smell like chips!

[THE_Liam]

I don't name my car. Isn't that a pretty girly thing to do?

na liam, the reason you dont name your cars, is that you change them every 2mins.

It's not that, it's that it's a machine...

On that note, what do you guys call your DVD players?

[smokey]

I don't name my car. Isn't that a pretty girly thing to do?

na liam, the reason you dont name your cars, is that you change them every 2mins.

It's not that, it's that it's a machine...

On that note, what do you guys call your DVD players?

Sexbox 360

[cpikey316_]

Katie (fiancee) said my Saab has a fat arse.

So I called my Saab Katie (FLOL)

[Poodle]

Oooooo dangerous ground there, brave man!

The one i drive is called "can anyone else hear that noise", and the one at the top of the driveway is generally referred to as "chatte", as the french seemed more appropriate. I have been considering changing it to "thrush"...

[Toms306]

I tend to call mine a f*cking lady garden when they inevitably break.........

Apart from that, no, why would I name a car? I'm not gonna talk to it!

[MrsMidnight]

My HDi is puggy or boostie, cause it's really boostie lol and named dannys 6 roxy, was rocky but I think all cars are female oh and roxy came from the number plate, the hdi has dannys initials in the plate though!

[Matt]

Bianca

It's a slags name
It's also a colour code.

It's a track slag in bianca white

[Jonny81191]

goddamnpieceofshitwhydoyoucostmesomuchmoney!!!!

[darrenjlobb]

"The bus" on a good day

And the "f*cking pile of french shite" on a bad day, although I could probs list 2 pages of names its been called on bad days!

[smokey]

"The bus" on a good day

And the "f*cking pile of french shite" on a bad day, although I could probs list 2 pages of names its been called on bad days!

I have seen your videos on YouTube u dont half have some fun

[HDIkyle]

Shit, because it is Haha

[C.A.R.]

Vicki. Because she's V reg and boys names have brought me nothing but bad luck so far. Only one name beginning with V that I liked.

Not much of a story. lol

I was 'with' a Vicky for 5 whole years of my life.

Whatever you do don't buy your car an expensive gift. With a name like that, it is almost certain she will stab you in the back.

Anywho

My current car has no name. Numberplate is kinda difficult 'VRP'?! Says more about the owner really I think.

'Very Respectable Person'
'Very Roomy Peugeot'

Nothing works.

[Dum-Dum]

Cars need to be named, its the law. Its gotta be a womans name too otherwise thats just weird cos i like to get inside mine 3 times a day and give her a damn good ragging.

Mines Peter, because that was my Grandads name and he was the only one in the family who refused to buy renault and use peugeot instead...

We're not French BTW

My family are the same, only had peugeots for at least 25 years, started with a 405 1.9D that they used to do minicabbing in.

Bianca

It's a slags name
It's also a colour code.

It's a track slag in bianca white

OMG you copy cat!!!!!! Thats the reason mines called bianca!

goddamnpieceofshitwhydoyoucostmesomuchmoney!!!!

Her name is Hannah and i told you this when i sold her to you.



black HDi - Katie
polo valver - Valerie
grey cabby - Tia (IIRC)
sedan - The Donkey (as in donkey from shrek)
green DT - Bailey
HDi Estate - Hannah
blue cabby - Forgotten already.
6 - Bianca

Also forgotten the names of the BMW and i didnt name the nad cos I didnt like it.

My current car has no name. Numberplate is kinda difficult 'VRP'?! Says more about the owner really I think.

'Very Respectable Person'
'Very Roomy Peugeot'

Nothing works.

I think she looks like a Yasmin/Jasmine

The reg is Y215VRP or YSISVRP whack the crap off the end and your left with YSI, spread them out a bit ans insert some letters in the gap YaSmIn. Easy.

Pretty name for a pretty car.

[C.A.R.]

Haha one of our mates is called Yaz.

I'm not sure whether she would be honoured or horrified tbf!