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#121
15-01-2013, 06:25 PM
What a lady garden.....
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15-01-2013, 06:26 PM
Complete bellcheese...
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#123
15-01-2013, 08:36 PM
thats just crap. There was no effort at all put into that!
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#124
15-01-2013, 08:44 PM
I must start taking photos of some of the shit that I see at work.
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#125
22-01-2013, 07:21 PM
Seen in doncaster pizza hut, these are the parking spaces right outside the front door so we had to park a bit futher away


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#126
23-01-2013, 08:57 AM
Don't know what you're talking about, 306 would easily fit in there.

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#127
25-01-2013, 05:27 PM
Saw this gem today. Honda, so they're obviously 125, but still...

   

   
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#128
25-01-2013, 05:33 PM
I missed a good picture opportunity at work today, woman always parks on the end of the row blocking everyone on the opposite side in. everyone hates her for parking like a lady garden every day but today was the something finally happened. half 4 rush to get out the carpark and CRUNCH, one of my colleges reversed straight into the front of her relativity new audi.

forgot to take a picture because i was too busy laughing. i bet she will park in the same place on monday so will take a picture then.

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#129
28-01-2013, 12:31 AM
saw this beaut yesterday, why have one space when you could have 4
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#130
28-01-2013, 12:39 AM
^^ now thats a manly bastard that does what he wants!! 4 spaces ftw!
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#131
28-01-2013, 12:44 AM
(28-01-2013, 12:39 AM)the milkman Wrote: ^^ now thats a manly bastard that does what he wants!! 4 spaces ftw!

it was a mini bus full of school kids, i thought the driver was a bit of a ledge for parking at the services like that, then locking the van with all the kids inside while he went and got a coffee haha
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#132
28-01-2013, 12:47 AM
see he even leaves kids in the van and not in a bad way
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#133
28-01-2013, 05:00 PM
Parked in sainsburys earlier to see...

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Then a few moments later along came this wanker...

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#134
28-01-2013, 07:43 PM
tbh that minibus one is fair enough. Loads of space about!

The Ka is just pure crap. Fair enough I would have to park over to the right so they could get into their door. But then there is a space on the right so why wouldnt you just park there? D:
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03-02-2013, 11:06 PM
   

Came out to find this the other day. On the dropped kerb covering 3 driveways (mine, Mums and neighbours). Why he couldn't park a few yards back I have no idea! Confused
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03-02-2013, 11:11 PM
Probably just rusted in place lol
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#138
06-02-2013, 10:46 PM
Could have at least parked in front of the arrow facing the wrong way!
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#139
06-02-2013, 10:48 PM
Oh, I already drove round the whole car park the wrong way
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#140
06-02-2013, 11:59 PM
Just because you're backwards in general?
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07-02-2013, 12:05 AM
Because f*ck the system. I'm such a rebel
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#142
07-02-2013, 12:08 AM
You badass
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07-02-2013, 12:40 AM
True story.
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#144
03-03-2013, 01:25 AM
Pipps has this submission to make of himself:

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and the result of not being able to display a ticket correctly...

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bad luck mate...
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03-03-2013, 08:32 AM
and the result of not being able to display a ticket correctly...

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bad luck mate...
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That's a cheap ticket! Our council charge £80 reduced to £40 and the private parking companies round here charge £120! Bloody highway robbery!
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24-03-2013, 01:03 AM
My boss felt this was acceptable...


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#147
24-03-2013, 01:13 AM
(24-03-2013, 01:03 AM)MrsMidnight Wrote: My boss felt this was acceptable...

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What a wrist exerciser. Nospeak
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#148
24-03-2013, 01:38 AM
(24-03-2013, 01:13 AM)WiNgNuTz Wrote:
(24-03-2013, 01:03 AM)MrsMidnight Wrote: My boss felt this was acceptable...

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What a wrist exerciser. Nospeak

nothing wrong with that. its passenger door to passenger door so its not the worst thing ever!
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#149
24-03-2013, 08:07 AM
Not so much badly parked as he was in the lines and everything but why out of all the other spots did he park next to me! Lol
   
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#150
24-03-2013, 08:16 AM (This post was last modified: 24-03-2013, 08:22 AM by Andy.)
He thought his car needed a fwiend to pway with.

P.s I like how the toaster you're taking the picture with has a panoramic setting.
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