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Think I might cut my ear off?
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Started Sunday morning. Wakes up. WTF, excrutiating pain in my right ear'ole.

Man up methinks. It'll go away.

It did, well, it subsided. Had a BBQ Sunday afternoon and was fine. Went to go to sleep on it and -
F*CK SH*T OUCH that hurts, really sensitive. I uses some Otrex drops but I don't reckon it's actually blocked. Nothing changes.

Wake up Monday. Still in lots of pain. Goes to work anyway ( <insert "Like a Bawse"> ) and still carry the same mantra of 'manning up'. Promises me girlfriend I'll go to the Docs on Tuesday if it hasn't gone away.

Tuesday comes. Pain has subsided, a lot. I'm fixed, 'manning up' has worked a charm.

This morning.

Argh FECKING NORA the pain!

I guess what I'm asking is whether to use a junior hacksaw or a Dremel in this instance? I'm guessing the dremel will be easier and quicker but could be more awkward to hold at the correct angle.

Yes, I'm going to the doctors this afternoon I think.
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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Think I might cut my ear off? - by C.A.R. - 04-07-2012, 08:20 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by THE_Liam - 04-07-2012, 08:22 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Toms306 - 04-07-2012, 08:22 AM
Think I might cut my ear off? - by THE_Liam - 04-07-2012, 08:41 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Toms306 - 04-07-2012, 08:44 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by mark_airey - 04-07-2012, 08:55 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Dan! - 04-07-2012, 09:08 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Matt - 04-07-2012, 09:33 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by C.A.R. - 04-07-2012, 09:34 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Matt - 04-07-2012, 09:36 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Grant - 04-07-2012, 09:56 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by n0v0s - 04-07-2012, 09:57 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by C.A.R. - 04-07-2012, 10:27 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Niall - 04-07-2012, 10:28 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by cully - 04-07-2012, 10:34 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by kingy - 04-07-2012, 12:09 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by procta - 04-07-2012, 02:06 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by kingy - 04-07-2012, 02:13 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Matt - 04-07-2012, 02:18 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by kingy - 04-07-2012, 02:20 PM
Think I might cut my ear off? - by THE_Liam - 04-07-2012, 02:56 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Toms306 - 04-07-2012, 03:02 PM
Think I might cut my ear off? - by THE_Liam - 04-07-2012, 03:08 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Dum-Dum - 04-07-2012, 07:18 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by daddyfixit - 04-07-2012, 07:52 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by C.A.R. - 05-07-2012, 08:11 AM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by cwspellowe - 04-07-2012, 09:47 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by mark_airey - 04-07-2012, 11:43 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by daddyfixit - 05-07-2012, 08:30 PM
RE: Think I might cut my ear off? - by Niall - 05-07-2012, 08:34 PM

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