Single life.

[InkedMuttley]

The thing im finding is i see a good looking girl and start talking to them...then they open their mouths and they are f*cking dumb as 2 bricks!

See I seem to have better luck with the ones that are as thick as 2 short planks but then again I'm no looker I'm 6'1" according to the local Plod or 5'9" according to my doctor...but then again he is only about 4' anyway!

Only thing is because of my height and stature it seems to put people off as I'm generally seen as quite threatening (truth: I'm a pussy!)

But this bird is special who knows I might just ask her out got feck all to lose and it's not as if I'm a stranger to the "Erm let me get back to you I think I'm busy" excuse!