Single life.

[procta]

lol at that link!!

"In the rock opera Joe's Garage (1979), by Frank Zappa, the titular character is claimed to be an "appliance fetishist" by the Church of Appliantology and has a homosexual relationship with an industrial vacuum cleaner."

you get some mad shit in this world lol!
all the lasses i have met have been a waste of time sadly.
ealier on in the year i got in touch with one of the lasses from school.
we caught up on what we had got up to since leaving school etc, she was interested ( gave me a pet name) as she said i reminded her of her favouite tv programe. so i went in for the kill and asked her if she wanted to meet up in person. i didnt get a reply, so i waited to see what happends. she said i sent you a reply to this message.
but i kept getting mixed signals after that, so kept it as friends.
i dont know what it is with lasses i have met like, they say iam cute and nice natured. but with me been a small lad (5ft 3) yeah proctas a short arse. i think they get put off by that sadly.
NO before anyone says cause you own a metro or a derv etc as i dont tell them.