Single life.

[InkedMuttley]

After the first year on your own you forget all about it. Been single for 9 years nearly now so have forgotten how to speak to the ladies had a few dates and they've all turned out to be twats so left that on the back burner for a bit but have a party on the 30th of this month my best mate's 10th wedding anniversary and he's stipulated that I have to take a date was thinking of asking my Uncle's lodger who is a nice looking bird but not too sure whether to just ask her to be my date for this party or whether to just not bother going

Oh just be careful w*nker's cramp is a b'stard!!!