Single life.

[Niall]

I don't see the point in a strip club, all that happens is you pay an attractive young lady to rub herself over you, you can't touch her then you go home and have a wank.

Why not just bypass all that save yourself the money. More money for shineys then

You sound just like a old bloke driving a cab I was in once.

"have you seen that new strip club in Epsom? Don't see the point my self. You just go and look at some tits and then go home and furiously masterbate"

This was coming from a 60 something old bloke. Lad.