Bought another car

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so we are a fool for calling you out on something which was actually real.... im not sure thats exactly how april fools works...
but congrats on buying a broken car anyway. It will be interesting to see how broken this is and how much more broken you can make it!

Yes, that's part of the rules of April fools.
Branding a genuine story as false makes you the fool.

What are they worth not written off if that was £1900 in the state it's in now?!

I'm interested to see how you get on with it but for gods sake don't bodge it, it's not the sort of car you'd be likely to break for parts when you're done so it has to be a good repair, that inner chassis leg would definitely need to be jigged properly if it's salvageable. I can't for a second think it's purely a bonnet/bumper/wing/headlight job by the impact it's had

I see you obviously saw the advert for it. Do you think I paid nearly two grand for that, you'd have to be mental to pay that much. For what Subarus seem to break for actually I could make money off breaking it especially with the rare colour.

Anyway I have actually been to look at this and spent ages measuring it up as best as I could and as far as I am concerned there is nothing structural bent on it, The outer edge of the inner wing is ruined for about the first 6 inches but I can just weld a new section on

This is Chris. It's gonna get a rope tied to a tree and nothing less.

You know me so well. I strongly doubt it's gonna need it but if it does I have a huge tree in my garden.

Either way, what are the bets for how long this will last then 2 months? 6 months?

As the original post mate, 2 months.

Before him crashing it or before it crashes him?

I guess the result is pretty similar...

Yeah but I'm insured up to my eyeballs so there is a few people who would benefit from my untimely death.