STOP WACKING MY CAR!!!

[Matt-Rallye]

if he did hit my car his 53 plate a3 2l fsi was worth more than my "pew-joe" (what a way to say it [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]) he continued without letting me speak.

I'd of just casually walked over, opened the door and smashed it twice into his car.

The look on peoples faces is priceless, mainly because they've got nothing to argue about as you've just done exactly what they did.

I think the missus already had she just wouldn't admit. Fiesty wench and knows I'm not fussed on the bodywork of my hdi if it's in fair game ;p

I would of got his details then gone round his house with the defender, drop the tailgate on his bonnet, leave some dirty handprints then tell his wife hes been chubby loving with some fat greasy bird form barons cross in leominster...

too far?