STOP WACKING MY CAR!!!

[Razorback_Rob]

Happened to my car at work when I went in to get something quickly missus was sat in car and Audi driver (yes ironic eh?) pulled up whacked his door into my missus side and then did it again when he went back to get something. My missus being the not-to-keep-quiet type went irate on his ass. Asking why he felt the right to be able to smack into my car etc she called him every name under the sun, I come back out to hear of all this with him nowhere to be seen I wait a few minutes before taking a picture of his car to be hollered at "oi mate why you taking picture of my car?" At which time he starts arguing the fact that he didn't hit my car, my girlfriend was lying, also that if he did hit my car his 53 plate a3 2l fsi was worth more than my "pew-joe" (what a way to say it [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]) he continued without letting me speak. I then turned relaxed on him and went "ah don't worry mate got the pictures and I work here so I'll pull the CCTV footage" while pulling my work access badge from my pocket. I then barraged him with the standard "ill be sure to whack my toe bar into your car and slamming my doors into your precious Audi when I next see it and next time you come storming over telling me your car is worth oh so much how about you remember that is contradicting yourself when you're swinging the doors damaging your own so expensive car. Haven't seen him around since, may start taking my defender to work incase I do see him, it has a nice winch to be put on the front I could accidentally leave it and the hook on the swing through a window.