05-05-2014, 09:36 PM
This lass at my work sells Ann Summers stuff on the side, and one day she brought some "samples" in for a laugh. Anyway, I borrowed something, put it in my mates locker (which stupidly is always left unlocked, even now) and then phoned security saying I could smell weed. Security opened his locker in front of his manager, his manager's manager, and someone from HR and found a 12" black double-ended dildo in there.