05-05-2014, 10:23 AM
I have a few from a while back....
While on one of my many drunken nights out in Germany I started to drink Banana beer with a random German. All I remember was trying to convince some German girls I was Russian spetnaz then waking up at about 12 noon on the pavement with people doing there shopping around me.
Found out that taking your new egg card out is bad when you end up being pissed up and spending about 3 hours in a German whore house on the visa. (not sleeping BTW like other lads I know lol)
Getting back to camp and being so drunk I fell in a chest freezer and couldn't get out till help arrived LOL.
Best story is a friend was out in Spain staying with relatives. Went out on the piss and on his was home needed a shite, curled one out then used his boxers to wipe and launched them into the woods.
Next morning his Auntie had made breakfast and was sitting outside, he came out, sat down. It was then he realised he has shit on the opposite side of the garden wall and his shit ridden boxies were swinging from a garden tree in the breeze ha ha...
While on one of my many drunken nights out in Germany I started to drink Banana beer with a random German. All I remember was trying to convince some German girls I was Russian spetnaz then waking up at about 12 noon on the pavement with people doing there shopping around me.
Found out that taking your new egg card out is bad when you end up being pissed up and spending about 3 hours in a German whore house on the visa. (not sleeping BTW like other lads I know lol)
Getting back to camp and being so drunk I fell in a chest freezer and couldn't get out till help arrived LOL.
Best story is a friend was out in Spain staying with relatives. Went out on the piss and on his was home needed a shite, curled one out then used his boxers to wipe and launched them into the woods.
Next morning his Auntie had made breakfast and was sitting outside, he came out, sat down. It was then he realised he has shit on the opposite side of the garden wall and his shit ridden boxies were swinging from a garden tree in the breeze ha ha...